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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Rektbylife

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
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  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    ah, the same 'I have health problems' disease Brett Keane has...
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 25, 2017
    #701
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  2. Aesthetic

    Aesthetic v a p o r

    Aesthetic, Oct 25, 2017
    #702
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Oct 25, 2017
    #703
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  4. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    Okay, I know about Shadman. He's a furry artist on FA who takes any sort of commissions. ANY sort of commission. And FA is full of fucking degenerates that make chris seem like a choir boy.

    And if chris is taking a likeing to babyfur art then he's getting into a really vague area. it is pedophilia porn (and Hebephilia and the other splitting hairs definitions) but its not real people but its still disgusting as fuck. A ceci n'est pas une pipe argument.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 26, 2017
    #704
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  5. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    "They're all spergs there" -M. J. Hirtes.
    something something pot, something something kettle, something something black.
     
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    Princess Celestia, Oct 26, 2017
    #705
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aesthetic, Minimal Effort and 3 others like this.
  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Well he's not wrong
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 26, 2017
    #706
    Minimal Effort, Princess Celestia and ToroidalBoat like this.
  7. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    I'm starting to think that Koala guy was Hirtes: https://kiwifarms.net/members/autistoclolcow.16688/
    His last activity was sperging about Trump in the Trump salt thread and his first posts were in the Hirtes thread, he stopped having activity 6 weeks ago as well. He also made threads on right wing stuff under his Chipmunk account. He was using a VPN to appear outside of the US and always capitalizes certain words in his sentences. Some people think he's another person but these traits say otherwise.
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    Janker, Oct 26, 2017
    #707
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  8. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

    ^Yeah, that guy is probably Hirtes. That said, back when I lived in Alberta I used to use a proxy so that I could access American Netflix and didn't think much of it until I got questions from mods saying things like "You say you're from Alberta, but your IP says you live in Seattle. Who are you really?"
     
    TheVoid, Oct 26, 2017
    #708
  9. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Oct 26, 2017
    #709
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  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Oct 26, 2017
    #710
    Trefoil Knot and Aesthetic like this.
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    upload_2017-10-26_23-54-20.png is the perfect description of Hirtes
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 26, 2017
    #711
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  12. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

    Well, it's nice that Hirtes found a friend, more than I can say.
     
    TheVoid, Oct 26, 2017
    #712
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  13. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Maybe one of his alts just became self aware.
     
    Princess Celestia, Oct 26, 2017
    #713
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  14. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

    He's on disability right? Maybe the disability is multiple personality disorder.
     
    TheVoid, Oct 26, 2017
    #714
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  15. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Oooof, FFS, Jimmy_BTG is the Lefou to Hirtes' Gaston.

    It's just as autistic as you're imagining...
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Oct 26, 2017
    #715
  16. Aesthetic

    Aesthetic v a p o r

    I'm not sure who Jimmy is but I know that Hirtes actually does have somewhat of a posse with that Sharpensteen kid that hangs around him.
     
    Aesthetic, Oct 27, 2017
    #716
  17. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    That is the funniest thing I've heard all week!
     
    QuiltGuilt, Oct 27, 2017
    #717
    Trefoil Knot likes this.
  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Insane Hirtes Posse
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 27, 2017
    #718
    Aesthetic, Minimal Effort, Princess Celestia and 1 other person like this.
  19. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Oct 27, 2017
    #719
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  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Hirtes came to troll and ends up getting trolled. Sad.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Oct 27, 2017
    #720
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