Happy Christian Love Day!

As of this post, exactly 22 years ago was the night after the "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER", when the "paid gal-pals" celebrated a little kid style birthday.

 

maybe Null is in a bunker or bomb shelter

 

I hope Null is doing OK.

(at least he doesn't have to deal with anyone DDoSing KF today)

 

and as the CWCki notes, that was probably the best day of Chris's life
it's been a steady decline with several large drops since then

 

Does Chris wish he could relive that day?

Maybe even over and over?

 

Groundhog Day starring Chris Chan
it keeps getting worse and worse
is that the CWC version of hell

 

I always wonder what the gal-pals are up to these days. In particular I wonder how they reacted to the news of what Chris did to Barb.

His divine punishment is to relive the BlueSpike call every day for all eternity.

 

They're probably married to MALE "JERKS" and are likely apalled at what Chris has turned into.

 

I wanted cake, thanks for ruining my appetite.

 

How many of them are lesbians? It would be funny if Chris ever thought he had a chance with that.

 

Over on KF it's been suggested that the crappier his life gets, the stronger the delusions get.

Back on the day of that BEST BIRTHDAY EVER, he didn't think he was a pony "goddess" antichrist.

 

man
imagine what high school Chris was imagining
he would get a degree at a community college and then go on to be rich and famous
even his desire to make Sonichu into a franchise was more realistic than whatever he believes now

 

On his big 18th, "Sonichu" wasn't invented yet. That fateful day was in the very next month.

I imagine he thought he'd have an "office job" - or be a cowboy* - while happily married in the "Adult Chronicles".

*(Kacey Call 10)

 

yeah, I know, but lots of kids that age think they will become rich and famous
well, he's infamous now that he had incest with Barb, but that wasn't what he had in mind
yeah, he thought he would have a nice office job, get married, and have kids named Crystal and Reginald

 

Why did he pick "Reginald" anyway?

As for "Crystal", it seems autistics like the name for some reason. Chris must especially like "Crystal" because he likes "magic rocks", and of course because the name sounds like "Chris".

 

Some ween is definitely going to tell him that.

 

I imagine the "gal-pals" told family and friends they were going to "the birthday party of that one special kid" or something like that.

 

And we celebrated by this moment happening. We did it, boys. We made it to the point where the documentary talks about the documentary. *high fives entire room*