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Facebook 10/16- Got 'Em Good?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Scalar, Oct 16, 2017.

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  1. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Seems Chris thinks he's onto something here. Thoughts? Rebuttals?

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    Scalar, Oct 16, 2017
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  2. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    Jessica is the god of trolls
     
    Janker, Oct 16, 2017
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  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Doesn't really change the fact that she tossed Chris to the curb because he was acting like....well, Chris.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Oct 16, 2017
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  4. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Agreed. Playing the long game so that she can get rid of any of his suspicions. Too bad nobody likes her.
     
    Scalar, Oct 16, 2017
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  5. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    She'd only leak shit if she was done fucking with chris and felt like sharing. Rogue trolls like JQ are hard to figure.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 16, 2017
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  6. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Agreed. That's most likely the kind of trolls we'd be getting in the future, to be honest.
     
    Scalar, Oct 16, 2017
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    lol he thinks the saga is still going
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 16, 2017
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  8. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    Incoming chat logs released in 5...4....
     
    Pibot, Oct 16, 2017
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  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    and she'll then say 'The trolls hacked my CPU and broke past my fire drive!'
    and chris will believe her.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 16, 2017
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    "See? See? I Told Y'all she's Real; you Most Uncouth Lot of Cads! See? Ugh!"
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Oct 16, 2017
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  11. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Yeah, totes for real. Nevermind the fact that there are, like, eight different things that could explain away his idea. Gotta be optimistic, man!
     
    Scalar, Oct 16, 2017
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  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    The delusion is strong with chris.
     
    Minimal Effort, Oct 16, 2017
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  13. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    I mean, JQ already gave Chris a "THEY TOTES HACKED ME CHRIS!" story. And Chris *is* aware that, sometimes, trolls tend to wait a while before they leak shit about lolcows, right?
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Oct 16, 2017
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  14. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    While it is true we won't have that 100% certainty with JQ until there's a leak, chris seems to have his blinders on pretty tight with Jessie. If I was her, I'd wait a while, answer a few of his tweets/FB DMs whatever to keep him hungry for china, and then screech to him about my files getting hacked and OH NOES! THEY STOLE THE DMS AND CHATLOGS! THERE THEY ARE ON KF!

    Frame it like that, and chris would still be eating out of her hand.
     
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    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 16, 2017
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  15. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

    Still waiting on the tape of Chris crying over Bob's death
     
    Kong, Oct 16, 2017
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  16. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    It'll be a double feature with "The Day the Clown Cried".
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Oct 16, 2017
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  17. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    God, I hope Chris didn't make an attempt at "sensual eating" videos or whatever they're called.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Oct 16, 2017
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  18. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

    So Chris is saying that JQ was a real girl all along?

    If that’s the case, then Chris should realize that an actual non-troll woman, the very thing he’s been Lovequesting all of these years, does not find a nearly middle-aged, sexually-confused manbaby that lives with his mother, with no aspirations to make a minimal income, to be the ideal choice for a mate. If anything, Chris was lucky that a living creature with a heartbeat gave his emotional baggage a vaguely working chance.

    So... “HA!” back at you, Chris!
     
    Nobody, Oct 16, 2017
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  19. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

    Chris is learning— ehhhh, oh wait. Shit.
     
    One Too Many, Oct 16, 2017
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  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    Something that chris does not realize is that if he does get married, (work with me on this people) he will loose the tugboat. His mate's income, even if it is SSA retirement, disability or SSI will count and his tugboat will be slashed accordingly.

    If chris wants to live this lifestyle he is entrenched in, then he needs to stop looking for a mate. Girlfriends are in the clear though.
     
    Minimal Effort, Oct 16, 2017
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