We know he smells because he doesn't bathe or shower since both bathrooms at his house are cluttered with junk/being used as their only source of...
Yes, but "V.I.P" as in, Very Inconvenient Person.
Chris' lastest ramblings about reallities and super powers make me feel like he already started the CWCrazy saga, which probably will be the final...
Don't ever say anything like that to him because Chris could take it at face value and actually try printing scanned money, which is a serious crime.
Son of a bitch, you made me laugh like an idiot.
Zapping to the extreme indeed.
Chris' panic attacks override his sense of smugness and entitlement. The only reason why back then he had enough mental lucidity to mace that...
Well, this is just sad. I suppose Chris will give some silly name to this incident, like the "M&M" (Meltdown & Misgendered) trolling event to keep...
You don't use words like "Chris" and "Soap" in the same sentence.
But he is already a reject from everywhere. Also, I suppose Chris will try using a CWCism to refer to his dick sucking offering, like "Ducky...
Getting a blowjob from Chris will give cavities to your dick. Also, ew, ew, ewwwww.
The house's mortgage isn't going to pay itself.
Don't forget the anal beads he tried just once because they got covered with his own shit.
He already tried that when he wanted to declare his birthday a holy day.
I miss the days when we thought the stupidest thing he did was set his house on fire.
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