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The Emoji Movie (Yes It's Real)

Discussion in 'Films' started by HugMePlz, Jan 21, 2017.

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  1. Member 72

    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

     
    Member 72, Jan 24, 2017
    #41
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  2. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

    The whole video should have been nothing but screams.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Jan 24, 2017
    #42
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  3. Salt Water Taffy

    Salt Water Taffy Venus Symbol

    Pink bodysuit guitar man, you are the voice of the people.
     
    Salt Water Taffy, Jan 25, 2017
    #43
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  4. Lurkman

    Lurkman Not lurking at all and probably not a man

    Can't remember what "funny" shit I said in the KF thread, I said something kinda amusing though.

    I'm just waiting for the pirate of this film so I don't have to walk to a theater/rent or buy DVD for this. Or just wait until the Kiwi Far--- I mean CWCki club movie night to show it.
     
    Lurkman, Jan 25, 2017
    #44
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  5. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

    Let's this sink in with the Emoji movie: this thing was apparently put up for a bid. Sony won this movie in a bid against two other companies. Three big name companies (Warner Bros., Paramount, and Sony) were bidding on this and Sony walked away as the winner of it.

    Edit: Here's the source
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2017
    c-no, Jan 26, 2017
    #45
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  6. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

    What's that bit Patton Oswalt does about that shlock film, Death Bed?

    It's like: Character designers punched the clock to translate two-dimensional throwaway phone icons into 3-D models for The Emoji Movie.

    They will hire a composer and wrangle musicians to write sixty, seventy minutes of music to underscore the emotional highs and lows of The Emoji Movie.

    They will rent a recording studio with a full complement of staff and catering to oversee the crystalline capture of the script of The Emoji Movie.

    James Corden's agent looked at the script and said, "It's worth a few working hours of my client's time to lend his voice to The Emoji Movie." And James Corden said, "I agree, agent, I will sign on to lend my voice to The Emoji Movie."
     
    Henry Bemis, Jan 26, 2017
    #46
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  7. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    This is just typical Hollywood in action.
     
    Trilby, Jan 26, 2017
    #47
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  8. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    There is one reason, and one reason only.

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoneyDearBoy
     
    Hellblazer, Jan 27, 2017
    #48
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  9. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

    Henry Bemis, Jan 27, 2017
    #49
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  10. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

    Copying the trend of the Lego Movie?
     
    c-no, Jan 27, 2017
    #50
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  11. Kari Kamiya

    Kari Kamiya Onii-chan Complex

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    The resemblance is uncanny.
     
    Kari Kamiya, Jan 27, 2017
    #51
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  12. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

    ☹
     
    Craftaman Tractor, Jan 28, 2017
    #52
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  13. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    We all deserve this right now!
    :vodka:
     
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2017
    Trilby, Jan 28, 2017
    #53
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  14. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

    Oh, this festering pile of feces. When I first saw the trailer I genuinely thought it was a joke. But I slowly realized that it was not. And then I heard the words, "our first movie". . . . which implies a sequel. Possibly more than one. I hope this bombs. I hope this bombs so hard Monster Trucks will look like a god damn masterpiece.
     
    Count Olaf, Jan 28, 2017
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  15. Slut

    Slut What's wrong, big boy?

    It goes without saying that this movie is going to get shit critical reception, I hope to god no one goes to see this movie. The general public can not be this fucking stupid
     
    Slut, Jan 28, 2017
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  16. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

    Sounds like OPL trying to cure his autism...let's guess, the movie ends with the emoji realizing that he likes being a special snowflake.... Yes, just like OPL.
     
    Mariposa Electrique, Jan 28, 2017
    #56
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  17. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

    A lot of my neighbors are super hyped for this for some reason. Looks like it's going to do well with the Stay-At-Home suburban mom crowd.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Jan 28, 2017
    #57
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  18. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    I hate to think that's a majority here.
     
    Trilby, Jan 28, 2017
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  19. Slut

    Slut What's wrong, big boy?

    I can imagine middle aged moms loving this, now that you mention it.
     
    Slut, Jan 28, 2017
    #59
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  20. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    Well, on the bright side this may actually get Sony to lose enough money to just give up on making movies, since I just can't see this concept doing well... not that it's going to stop them from dumping money into stupid attempts at promotion.
     
    Adamska, Jan 28, 2017
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