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Seems Chris celebrated his win in court by splurging $40 on a Sega Genesis console.

 

Chris is making bank on the autographed photos - $550 in less than a week. And these are for the plain autographs, for which the only customization is which version of his name he'll sign.

 

chris' delusuion/self entitlement level just went to 11.

 

'chronicler' is a term only the most pretentious title I've ever heard chris use. The title that best fits him is 'hack.'

 

I wonder how he'll react when his predictions don't come true. Will he claim the makers of the show are lying about what really happened, or will he question his psychic aptitude?

 

Hopefully the latter to slap some sense of reality into him.

 

We hope.

 

"Hey guys, that attack on equestria wasnt really done by discord! It was actually done by the Queen to better maintain control over everypony through fear! Magi-Chan was able to get me secret documents to prove it!" - Christine on Equestria attack 2018

Seriously though that makes me worriedly laugh. Could Chris become Equestria's equivalent of Alex Jones? What would his ass stamp/mark be? I bet it would be a gay frog.

 

Spoiler

Alex Jamsta here telling you that Big Agriculture is turning all the Squirtles gay!

 

I could barely understand this shit... Did he just say Megan shares memories with a Neptunia character or some shit?

Fucking this feels like it's written in some secret code.

 

I can’t tell if it’s insane ramblings or moronic ramblings....or an incredible autistic mix of both.

 

My vote is for a burning 14 BLC.

 

Chris bought a Pickle Rick Funko Pop.

 

Funko Pops are the new beanie babies. Low grade collectable crap.

 

"But I digress."

All these years and Chris still can't let go of the one and only girl who was genuinely friends with him.

Beanie Babies were better.

 

Chris has crossed over to the Rick and Morty universe! Run away R&M fans!

 

Well chris does believe in multiple realities, it's only logical (as logical as chris gets) that he'd be attracted to some cartoon that reinforces that belief. Of course I doubt chris understands the nihilism in the show.

 

In all fairness, you have to pretend to have a really high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. All the pop culture references are there and spelled out for you so you can feel smarter than all your dumb normie friends. In hindsight, its the perfect show for Chris.

 

I hate cheap fad crap like these Pop toys. Collect action figures like a real man(child).