Sonichu 5/13/2018 - Mother's Day drawing

Dr. Freud would like a little chat with you, Chris.

 

“I Want to Fuck Myself” -GG Allin

 

Just when I think I've figured it out Chris throws me for a loop. I though Cwcville Chris was real world Chris, traveling through a portal between Ruckersville and Cwcville. Now they're apparently two distinct individuals but I'm also supposed to believe that real world Chris has Anchuent Sonichu Powers and that Cwcville Chris has a Manchester High School class ring? Also why then do the Sonichus and Rosechus call Cwcville Chris 'father'?

 

wat

Chris and his ego indeed.

Chris can't get fired for that blunder though.

Spoiler

Can't get fired without a job.

 

Also I love how he doesn't even mention his own mother on mother's day but instead talk about himself and also groping himself...

 

Preceptor Sonichu?

 

So he's his own mother, and he has both a "real life" hedgehog self and a CWCville hedgehog self... which is also real.

Got it.

 

He did acknowledge Barb today.

Something from Idea Guy.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy#Gallery_of_leaked_content

 

Chris drew 4 imaginary versions of himself as a mothers day gift for barb

never change chris

 

If this is the IG 2.0, then s/he isn't as useless as I thought. This is the kind of entertaining insanity I expect out of Chris, not the forced shit that we've been getting lately.

 

Finally some entertaining content.

Good to see chris eventually remembered barb existed in anything other than his imagination.

 

This is some real depths of insanity. Is it me or is his art better than normal this go around?

 

Maybe a little, but it still looks like it was drawn by a elementary school student.

 

... I just had to explain this to @BadHabits and prefaced it with “We’re friends, right? I need you to answer this before I continue.”

The explanation was as follows:
ME: *reads tweet*
ME: So Chris drew a picture of himself in real life and himself from Cwcville --
BH: Wait, who’s Christine?
ME: Um .. they both are? I guess he has a Cwcville counterpart who’s also touching his ... this world’s butt?
BH: There’s two of them?
ME: Y-yeah? IRL Chris? Chris Prime and Cwcville Chris? So there’s Prime and Cwcville--Beta Chris standing behind Sonichu and Rosechu, who are holding hands and Prime and Beta are behind them and Prime has his hand around Beta’s shoulder and Beta’s arm is behind Sonichu’s massive fucking head.
BH: What in the fuck?
ME: Then he drew another picture of uh .. Sonichu Prime and Cwcville Chris Chan Sonichu holding hands and Prime is saying “I love myself.”
Me: *reads some of the response posts* And he did acknowledge Barb.
BH: Holy shit, I forgot he drew those for Barb! Those pictures are cursed.

 

do you dolts really need to know about barb and him bumping and grinding

 

Chris was trying to channel Khorne earlier. Now he's trying to channel Tzeentch.

Spoiler

(and Slaanesh)

 

Did Barb willingly hand over the World's Greatest Mom title or was it the spaghetti incident 2.0?

 

I was expecting a wholesome drawing of Barb...I don’t know why I was expecting that.