Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Priorities, I guess.

 

To be fair, I too love dildos on foreheads. Actually, dildos anywhere are pretty awesome, but that's mostly because dildos are awesome. I could definitely see why Hirtes likes using the picture, Chris and a dildo is probably his greatest fantasy.

 

That's going on your gravestone

 

Put it on my gravestone in fucking bright pink neon lights my friend.

 

Hirtes isn't the type you could easily milk out content like Solidmario, he usually blocks anyone and continues with Chris as if you haven't contacted Hirtes at all.

If you really want to get Hirtes, have Chris read out his dox in a video or something.
Having chris rewteet a cap of his dox will work too.

 

I don't know even without provocation he seems to provide easily mock-able content. About 8000 posts so far actually.

 

All of the content is Chris hateboner related, not to mention Jim Groat and manually of their existence. But when you're trying to bait Hirtes to rage at you he'll just block you after one reply.

 

I seem to recall that apparently Hirtes also has a hate boner for Trump, yes?

 

I forgot to include that, Ye. Most of his tardraging about Trump was on his rektbylife account before it's deletion.

 

Pickng the whiniest ween to ever weened to help you get back in the loop.

 

That's what made the SlutHate raid so funny (and pathetic).

Those tools legitly were convinced that us calling them out for being derpy spazes = "Well, CLEARLY, you guys are just feminist cucks!"

 

Now in Hirtistory:


On a Chris-Chan profile:


On Curt Sibling's art:



Other:

 

The more hirtes does this the more he seems to stir up white knights, or at least people who just want him to stfu. He's not doing himself or chris any favors in the long run.

 

I think that's kinda what he's going for at this point. The more whiteknights defend Chris, and the more people tell him to shut the fuck up, the more Hirtes sees it as "HUR DUR, I KEEP TRIGGERING ALL OF THESE SNOWFLAKES!"

 

great, so he's completely self defeating. he's just creating a wave of sympathy for chris.

Has it been confirmed that Hirtes is autistic as well? His level of devotion is kinda frightening, to be honest.

 

He's on some kind of disability (Hence why he has time all day to scream at Chris), but I don't think it's ever been mentioned *what* it is he has disability wise.

 

Diarrhea of the mouth?

 

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this before, but thank you @Reverie for keeping tabs on Hirtes. We all are in your debt.