9/25 - Sonichu 12, pages 77-83

https://imgur.com/a/9lKmN

 

What's chris doing in a suit? If he's really commiting to this whole 'lesbian trans soul' crap shouldn't he be in a dress?

 

"I love you all. Thank you"

 

Yes, but the wedding was in 2007 before he "discovered" himself.

 

This has been 10 minuets of my life I will never get back.

 

True, but when has chris cared about continuity? At some point I expect Christian to interact with Christine in the comics.

 

Can anyone tl;dr it?

 

I have a lot to say about all this.

1) I'm not *sure*, but I think the chefs might be a joke from Muppets or something. Not sure why they went for these guys, anyway. I go for the experts.

(I really have One Piece on the brain today, send help.)
2) Blake is a strange person. Why isn't he standing with the others? Was he not invited?
3) I actually feel sad for the bride and groom, since there are very few people there. I mean look at the audience! Clearly all made from paper mache. And the pastor person is pretty irresponsible, taking so many shortcuts with the vows and whatnot. For real.
4) And suddenly, a rabbit!!! What's this rabbit?? Why does he say there were no rabbits injured? Am I missing something here?
5) I think it's impressive that they have a building that can see Maryland from CWCville, since that's, what, 120 miles? Ish? Sounds like it would have to be multiple miles high, meaning they'd have to be pressurized in some ways. And constructed in a way that few other buildings on the face of this Earth are. Or am I doing the math wrong?
6) And then there's the part where Rosey falls down the stairs. Sorry, but this isn't interesting tension. I don't see her dying from this, and I wouldn't encourage Sonichu move her from where she is. Like, that's not a good idea.

Those are my words on this. Call me back when something actually happens...

 

I'll try. Sonichu finishes bragging to sonic about his perfect storybook wedding. Sonichu then gleefuly segways family guy -style into a story about Rosechu fell down some stairs and breaks her spine at the mall.

 

Sounds about right. Oh, and geckos.

 

Wait a second! This is just Chirs' old wedding comic repurposed for Sonichu!

Spoiler: Exhibit A

Spoiler: Exhibit B

Spoiler: Exhibit C

Holy Shit! Chris is so uncreative that he steals ideas from himself, which also, might I add, are taken from other media.

Spoiler: inb4 Chris recolors the giant penis comic for sonichu's honeymoon (NSFW)

 

Both of them really don't want to be there

 

Looks like the open bar was a bad idea.

 

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

I guess Chris has moved onto ripping off old TV commercials now...ironically he's getting close to needing a Life Alert bracelet of his own.

 

So does Barb. Oh wait, she has needed one for the last 10 years.

 

Hey, Chris is smart enough to know that if you do it right the first time, you shouldn't force yourself to try to make it better.

 

Nu Sonichu is boring as fuck.

 

So Rosechu has like super powers and falling while shopping is what takes her out.

 

Not really surprising to me. They all seem rather frail. Someone needs to get them some milk.

 

Barb really ruined it when she demanded no more sub-episodes.