FB 9/22 - Chris's opinion on Sachumo's CWC documentary

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I was busy, enduring one inevitable thing that I Had heard, about me, was okay, that I would have to sit through...

How this came up, when I was being interviewed for the Internet Dream Cafe podcast, I was cited as a Legend. I felt lost, because I was so emotionally problematic, to use that term loosely, between 2007 and up to 2014, when I came out. I never really understood why I was a Legend. I do not know for full, during the span of that time or so, how many people I had actually inspired.

Because he addressed me as the Legend, I asked Merryweathery How I was a Legend, or Why. He told me I was very well documented, for one thing. And he linked the more recent video, "Sonichu 101". But then I was reminded of the Documentary, which goes up to 2014, and could do with more updating.

Anyhow, I was afraid of watching the Chris Chan Documentary, as I had thought it would hurt me with a lot of the recounting of the events I was Trolled and Bullied, for the Most part. But on the other hand, there could have been some commentary from various people talking about how they were inspired by me, or something, I don't know.

So! About 8:55 PM, after I had a shower, I turned on and Listened to the Chris Chan Documentary. I felt it would be WAY Too much for me to endure Watching it, so I covered my eyes with my turbie-twist, I had my earbuds plugged into my iPod. I Listened to the whole thing. I cried at some of the pre-2004 topics, as they were Not offensive, they reminded me of times when I was so young, that I was like this or that. My tears welled into the turbie. For about Everything Before 2004, it Was Positive, it Was kind. And then, starting with the early days of my Sweetheart Search, and Megan, and Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh; I had a bunch of Oh My God! moments in response. But that was Cake. And then, I heard the old song I sang, that makes me cringe now, in tune to "I Want It That Way" from N*Sync, "Virgin With Rage", and then the "Sagas" with the Trolls and the theoretical exes; all of That was a medium-size slice of hell to me. So, in my overall feeling of that Documentary, I gave it a Thumbs Down on YouTube; I feel like it is about 45% Hellish, out of the whole hour.

I Really WISH, and I Feel it would do me a Whole Better World of Good for a documentary, or a full compilation of, recorded video testimonies from all of the people who were actually touched by my work, or by my kindness and efforts, in the genuine, Positive words, to outweigh all that four years of hate (07 to 11),... I Want That Video Made!!!

You All wanted me to watch this Documentary; I had emotional difficulties Listening to it! It Is Done!!!

There will Not be any Reaction Video of me watching this "Documentary", EVER!!!

Sincerely,

Miss Christine Weston Chandler.

 

Shouldn't you take a shower after something traumatizes you... wait did chris take a shower?

 

Sadly, this is the best thing Sachumo will ever do. The documentary was really well done and kept a pretty neutral tone. The rest of his videos are just him bitching about how hard it is to be a straight white male.

 

This post is gives a lot insight into Chris's mind but is also kind of depressing (which is redundant I know).

Much like with the whole soy sauce on french fries debacle this post shows how Chris isn't just embarrassed of his past actions hes actually offended by people who bring them up so he can better himself. For most of us I think that painful 45% of a documentary about our lives would a sobering reminder of how we can improve. Chris however shies away from something he admits is unbiased and wants something that praises him.

Noboby can make a change until they realized they fucked up, especially not Chris.

 

The interesting part is that, if Chris instead embraced these mistakes, he could monetize them them and give himself the means to make the changes in hisblifd that he wants to make. An actual Chris Chan biopic could get that Sundance money, not to mention distribution rights on selling the DVDs/Blu-Rays of his most popular videos.

 

He mentioned his trials and tribulations started around his sweetheart search. Can he really not connect the dots?

 

Chris would make a better documentary about himself. With blackjack. and china.

And honestly I'm not shocked that chirs had a hard time watching people make fun of him, or forced to watch his failures paraded about like some trophy kill (at this point, that's what it is. He' been caught, stuffed, mounted, and covered in cobwebs). I don't really get why people were pushing for him to look at it, we're never going to get a return of him jumping up and down in front of his camera shouting I AM NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING! I don't think chris's heart could take that much activity.

 

Would we have this much content if Chris could connect any for at all?

I wish he would just so we can watch you go full Hirtes and laugh.

 

Unfortunately Chris thinks his gender transition is the silver bullet that got rid of everything bad in his life. In his mind, those are all Christian's mistakes and indicative of his flaws shes Christine now and Christine isn't a fuck up. Sadly for Chris he hasn't moved on and is still prone to make the same mistakes.

 

I think it was you who mentioned this in aother thread, but I think this is why so many lolcows switch genders; they can leave the humiliation with the old gender.

 

You think that might be part of why he changed his name to Christine, a sort of 'washing away his sins?' 'That's not me, that's Christian W Chandler. I'm Christine W Chandler!'

 

Wait. Did he really just put YET ANOTHER overlay on his profile picture?

 

Apparently so. How many has that been these last two months?

 

Saddest part is how he says "I wish this documentary mentioned more of my successes and had interviews with people who I inspired with my artwork and by being a generally good person."

 

I have frequently said that Errol Morris needs to make a documentary about Chris, which would make for a nice counterbalance to his Stephen Hawking film. I will say that I agree with Chris that a documentary about him should also include interviews with people who follow his antics and are part of this bizarre subculture that couldn't even exist fifteen years ago, though I think Chris would be disappointed that everyone likes his work and deeds ironically.

 

That song was from the Backstreet Boys, it was their biggest hit ffs

 

"could do with more updating"

 

Chris said at the end there that he'd like to have a sort of "rebuttal" documentary made talking about all of the people who's lives he's "touched" in a positive way.

Basically, it was Chris' roundabout way of saying "Stop telling me all of the dumb things I've done.....give me validation and ass pats NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"