Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Okay I'm just starting to learn about Hirtes since he hasn't really made an impact on chris and therefore been beneath my notice, but is this all this guy does? Tweet shit at chris? If that's the case this guy has touched the poop so much he could be considered a coprophilic.

 

He also leeches welfare and rants about Trump.

 

another winner.

 

And there he goes with the furry Patreon stuff again:

 

Still new to this thread, but why does Hirtes have such a hateboner against CWC?

 

Its disputed but most likely because Hirtes is also an unemployed furry. Typical "Chris gives my group a bad name" a-log really. He likely doesn't have anything to do but rant all day.

 

The same reason all A-Logs do: They're just as depraved (if not more) than Chris and attack him to make themselves feel better. That's what Tony Logatto was all about and that's what Mike Hirtes is all about.

 

can anyone verify that last claim? I don't recall chris having a neighbor's cat put down (indirectly or otherwise).

 

IIRC, the story on the CWCki claims that one of Chris' neighbors, a young kid, was sending the cat over to Chris' house to "terrorize" him, Barb, and Chris' pets (at least, that was Chris' version of events).

I recall Chris saying he was considering putting in a complaint about it, then, IIRC, weens ran with the story and claimed Barb and Chris called the ASPCA and "demanded" the cat be put down.

 

Hirtes makes things up from time to time. If an animal was euthanized on Chris's behalf A-logs would have made a point of it before now.

 

Not surprising that he would exaggerate and echo other's unsubstantiated claims about chris for the sake of that sweet-sweet haterade.

I can see why I never committed this to memory seeing how chris didn't actually do anything to the cat. You don't have to make up shit about chris to make fun of him, but I understand the ween's need to have something new to reee about.

 

Maybe Hirtes needs a Chris body pillow to help him through those chris-less nights.

 

So what does Hirtes hope to achieve with all that tweeting?

 

Trying to apply logic to Hirtes is an exercise in futility.

 

We're watching a man scream at a mental vegetable over twitter.

 

This is a perfect example of why mental healtcare needs to be prioritized.