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8/29 - BronyMate dating profile

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Aug 29, 2017.

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  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

    Ethel Mertz from KiwiFarms did some digging after seeing a Twitter post from Chris on BronyMate and found this:

    foundhim.PNG pt2.PNG
     
    Hurtful Truth Level, Aug 29, 2017
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  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    But he thinks its blue.
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    New emote?
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 29, 2017
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  3. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Shame it only allowed one response under eye color
     
    Princess Celestia, Aug 29, 2017
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  4. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

    Watch out, girls! Don't get trampled in the rush.
     
    Alan Smithee, Aug 29, 2017
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  5. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

    Independent of Chris' clusterfuckery:

    "BronyMate." Oh dear.
     
    Sad Ken, Aug 29, 2017
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  6. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Seems like an oxymoron don't it?
    EDIT: Though if you were a woman into fugly dudes this place would be Eden.
     
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    Princess Celestia, Aug 29, 2017
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  7. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    Welp, that's enough internet for me today.
     
    Skeletor, Aug 29, 2017
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  8. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    Considering only the biggest autistic neckbeards are going to be on Bronydate, i don't think this will lead anywhere.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Aug 29, 2017
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  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Bear in mind he met Jackie and Catherine on dating sites...
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 29, 2017
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  10. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Over/Under on how long before we see a ween make a fake profile of a female Brony to do the whole tired "ZOMG! I'M A BOYFRIEND FREE GIRL AND THINK CHRIS IS HAWT!" routine?
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 29, 2017
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  11. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

    They're going through the registration process as we speak.
     
    Sad Ken, Aug 29, 2017
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  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    inb4 hirtes tries it and fucks up
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 29, 2017
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  13. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    >Feelin a little horny
     
    Janker, Aug 29, 2017
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  14. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    The only thing bronies have any hope of mating with is a plushie that they've cut a hole in. I wouldn't bet on this going anywhere.
     
    Hellblazer, Aug 29, 2017
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  15. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Bronymate... where all lesbians seeking a transsexual autistic lover go to meet their match.
    They say there's a dating site for everyone but if you're a woman actively looking to date a grown man pony lover you probably can't set your expectations any lower.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 29, 2017
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  16. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

    At least he had the decency (?) to answer "trans" and not "Woman" to the first question.
     
    Trefoil Knot, Aug 29, 2017
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  17. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    I mean, this isn't a terrible idea on Chris's part, s/he might find transself a nice lower-functioning pegasister to be actual friends with that might bloom into a non-sexual romantic relationship.

    Or

    This will be Wallflower 2.0 or weens will flood a brony dating website and it will be a new low.
     
    Pibot, Aug 29, 2017
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  18. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    I'd ask if BronyCon had a speed dating session, but I think I'd know the answer.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Aug 29, 2017
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  19. JimmyCox

    JimmyCox Well-Known Member

    I fixed his profile picture for him.
     

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    JimmyCox, Aug 29, 2017
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  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    Oh for the good old days of Carlos Chantor.
     
    Minimal Effort, Aug 29, 2017
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