FB 8/24 - MLP theory, based on Night Star's conversation

The worldview Chris subscribes to is a very primitive one (filtered through pop culture). Chris seems to believe the clouds are literally home to godlike beings. Chris believes in magic and engages in magical thinking. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks smartphones work because of pony spirits animating them or something.

It's projection filtered through CWC's pony-addled brain. Chris isn't exactly creative, so he thinks others must not be creative either.

 

hit me where the briefs crap, does it really matter to me? to meeeee?

now that is an amusing thing to think about

 

I have no idea what the actual fuck i just read

 

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!

 

Mama, just shot a man. Put a gun against his knee, pulled the trigger and it made me wee (in my dirty, crapped briefs)

 

Barbara, life had just begun.
But now I've gone and become a misunderstood tranny lesbian soul in a bisexual brute make body.

 

But that's just a theory
A CWC Theory!

 

Absolutely dripping with autism.

 

but is it weaponized?

 

You'll need to head over to /pol/ for that.

 

BARBARAAAAAAAAA, OOOOOOOOOOH!
DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY!!!!!
IF I'M NOT BACK FROM CLEVELAND FINDING JULIEEEEEE!

BLAME THE TROOOOOOLLS!
BLAME THE TROOOOOOLLS!
BECASUE NOTHING REALLY MATTERS!

 

To late, I've crapped my pants.
Send shivers down my spine, colon is aching all the time.
Good bye everybody, I'm off the internet.
Got to leave you all behind and creep some girls.
Barbra, oohhh, Patty shouldn't have died.
Sometimes the trolls wish I had never been born at all.

 

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTE-UH OF A MAN!
SONICHU, SONICHU, CAN YOU DO THE ZAP EXTREME!?

 

Sweetbolt and fighting
very very frightning

 

BUBBLES ROSECHU
bubbles rosechu
BUBBLES ROSECHU
bubbles rosechu
BUBBLES ROSECHU, MAGIC-CHAN!!!!

 

I'm just an autistic boy, no body loves me,
He's jus an autistic boy, from a neglectful family.
Spare the internet from this monstrosity.

 

easy come, easy go will Clyde let me go?
BLUESPIKE AND CLYDE, THEY WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOO!)
BLUESPIKE WILL NEVER LET HIM GO (LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
WILL NOT LET HIM GO (LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
WILL NOT LET HIM GO (LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
WILL NOT LET HIM GO (LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
BIONIC WAS JUST IN ONE SHOW, ONE SHOW, ONE SHOW!

 

Never, never let Chris go
Hirtes, let him go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, Mia ham, mia ham (mia ham , let me go)
Bluespike has a Medalion put aside for me, for me, for me

 

So you think you can troll me and make me cry?
So you think you can't love me and want to watch me die?
Oh, trolls, can't do this to me, trollies!
Just gotta evade, just gotta evade those baaans.