8/14 - Night Star and parents

"Look forward to seeing all of us in Sonichu number 12-9."

 

Oh geez. This came out sooner than I had feared. I wonder what kind of "OP" powers Chris' going to give this ungodly abomination.

 

This is like something a 12 year old girl looks at and goes "look at this dumb drawing I made when I was 6."

 

Probably pony magic in general, throw in his Third Eye, and the whole "Dimension Breaker" thing. I'd be somewhat surprised if it was not some variant of these three, although I doubt that even if it wasn't, I doubt we need to be too worried. I think Chris is genuinely incapable of making something actually broken, but that's going what has been shown in the comics so far, so yeah. Don't worry, the best way no matter what to defeat this character is to be smarter than a fourth grader.

 

Gallop crush should have a lumberjack axe as a cutie mark

 

Look at the pony parent's legs. The mom has one massive leg and dad pony has spindly spider legs, not too mention that it looks decrepit

 

Today I learned that Chris wishes his Dad was still alive.
And was a pony.
A pony wearing a sweater and kind of looks likes Alvin Alda.
And his mom was a clothed horse as well named Sugar Darling.
If Sugar Darling was a person, they'd be a pron star with that name.
But we shouldn't think too deeply about that.
Chris's horse parents, but not Chris though. Chris wants to be nekkid. A nekkid mutant horse.
A nekkid mutant horse with a redundant name whose parents don't cast aspersions upon his lifestyle of wanting to be a nekkid mutant horse with redundant name.

Today I learned Chris should've been glue.

Today I learned Chris still eats glue.

Glue would be good right now. It would ease the pain.

 

Interesting how Chris insisted on pointing out that Hillbilly Housewife Mom Pony, in future images, will be wearing a full dress, yet Lumberjack Grampa Dad Pony isn’t wearing pants and Chris’ Mary Sue is buck-ass naked.

Sonofabitch, ninja’d by @Blank

 

Oh poor, poor Bob. I can only imagine how ashamed he'd be if he were still alive to see this. Just rolling in his grave over and over and over and over.

 

I'm surprised nobody mentioned how Bob would have reacted to this if he was alive

(and ninja'd by Count Olaf)

 

Let me take the path less traveled, is it me or is that better than his normal art?

 

character design? Terrible.
perspective? terrible.
Coloring? terrible.
proportions? terrible.
the person who drew it? terrible.
Being able to say I can draw better without any training or practice whatsoever? Priceless.

 

Man, the horses in Equus had it easier than this.

 

Good thing Bob was turned into glue six years ago so he wasn't around to see this.

 

Chris's pony looks weird looking forward, I don't know maybe it's why MLP and western cartoons in general always have a 3/4ths look, because front facing looks so weird.

 

That, sentence, that Chris used as a reply, was a sentence.

 

How come neither borg nor bob ponies have horns but chris does? Thats not how the force works

 

Chris’ lame pony magicked up a horn using binaural beats.

 

(The CD was just a loan from Magi-Chan, he's gotta give it back soon.)