8/1 - Doopie shoots down Chris

"I-it's not like I f-fancy you or anything, Doop-chan. I-I just think you're a g-good acquaintance. B-baka!"

 

Good recovery there Chris...

 

Well the good news is that Chris didn't get friend zoned again.
The bad news is that he is in the "barely an acquaintance" zone.

Or the other way around depends how you look at it.

 

Well, combined with the comics talking about reboots 'killing his electric hedgehog family' I no longer believe that chris will ever snap out of his delusions. He's gone. Lost. He's not going to get any better, and now I'm calling it as this: that even Blorb's death is not going to snap him out of it, he's going to regress further into his fantasy and spend his days playing with toys and talking to his drawings in a shitty low-rent apartment for the rest of his life.

 

Holy shit, Doopie just won the internet. She's in Chris's communication circle, meaning he bombards her with messages and calls her "darling" while she ignores him...until today.

 

It's very possible Doopie saw one "darling" or "cutie" to many and was just like "Ok, I need to cut this weirdo off at the pass before he gets any ideas..."

 

I wouldn't say she won the internet, unless she was tweeting directly to Vladimir Putin, but she did do something really well. She gave chris a dose of relationship reality.

Now if chris learns anything from it remains to be see.

In what may be related news, my magic 8 ball is permanently stuck on "Outlook not so good".

 

wtf is a communication circle?

has twitter become google+?

kudos to doopie for putting fatsy mcchins in his place

 

This is going to get interesting...

 

$$$ i$ the name, $$$ i$ the game.

 

He's long, LONG past the point of no return if any such path ever existed for him in the first place. This is part of the final downward spiral the tattered remains of his life and sanity are stuck in, and right now we're at a point where Chris has finally realized what's going on, but is doing everything in his feeble minds power to convince himself that it's not. Of course that's only going to get harder and harder as times marches on. His mother wont be around for much long and his precious Son-Chu car might get repo'd by the end of the year.

Best thing to do is just sit back, relax, grab some popcorn, and wait for the glorious crash.

 

She technically didn't insult Chris just complain about his trolls but yah this asking for something.

 

To us, she's just complaining about his trolls, but to Chris, he'll find some way to make it a slight against him...

 

",but I am starting to regret it lol."

Shades of Megan anyone?

 

Oh yeah it's gonna get REALLY interesting. According to Kiwifarms he's now pledged to Doopie's NSFW account. You know he's going to commission something from it too. If Doopie has any sense she'll just block him and be done with it. She's right, a paying customer is a paying customer but if she keeps indulging him shits gonna get worse for both of them.

 

Someone archived the conversation between CWC and Doopie on the CWCki for readability.

Doopie exceeds the hurtful truth level by scolding Chris for wasting Patreon bucks while he's begging for Barb's groceries. She also points out his behavior of sending personal emails to her business account is "extremely creepy."

 

*HER
Chris putting the priorities first.

 

"You should focus on yourself" was Doopie's nice way of saying "Leave me the fuck alone, you creepy ass weirdo!", but Chris just couldn't seem to get the hint...