7/31 - Sonichu 12, pages 36-43

Spoiler

 

Someone has been watching to much DBZ.

 

I noticed there's an Xbox achievement that shows up on page 42. Doesn't Chris have a huge hateboner for the Xbox to this day, or did I miss something?

 

It could just be an instance of LOL SO RANDOM "humor."

 

"Poisonality"
-CWC, 2017

 

T H I C C

 

You can see he has a PS4 logo/trophy in one of chris' textboxes. I assume it's to further show how they're "opposites"

 

Wow a relationship didn't work out in Sonichu I'm shocked.

 

Chris is wearing that dingy skirt and leggings he's always wearing IRL.

 

... Okay, several issues on this one.

1) It took me a good three read-throughs to understand what Punchy was talking about with the joke or whatever.

2) Why are all these other characters even here? I thought they all had their stories resolved, so don't bring them, please. Makes someone like me paranoid. All hail Chekhov!

3) DBZ and Sailor Moon don't exactly strike me as opposites, more like complements to each other. For example, you have overpowered characters *all over the place* for *both shows*! Planet busters, Solar System Busters, Galaxy Busters, and now Universal characters, they're all there. I've researched both shows, and drawing on both shows for characters is extremely hard to deal with in a fight. Now, as a disinterested third party, I would like to point out that Sailor Moon would probably win against a character like Goku from hax, but I don't want to get off-topic.

4) They're supposed to be fighting later, aren't they? Why do this scene at all? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually curious to see what happens between now and the fight. Assuming the fight actually happens and Chris forgot he was building up to that to begin with.

5) What I'm hoping from Nate is that he eventually becomes a good guy. I understand he won't do this well, but his development is actually being set up rather decently. Now, I'm not saying what we saw was character development, but the context before this scene, and hopefully afterwards, could actually make for the best-written character arc in the comic. Here's hoping, eh boys?

6) Oh, yeah, forgot to mention that Talk no Jutsu is a Naruto thing, not a Sailor Moon thing. Get your facts right, Chris! Ugh! Should I put this down in my notes as something he can do now, by the way? Because I don't really think I know of a good counter to Talk no Jutsu...

 

I honestly can't understand a single thing that's going on here. Love the return of soup hotels, though.

 

Nate comes in with some exposition and then criticisms, Chris counters with something that doesn't address anything Nate said, and this convinces Nate to leave him alone. And character cameos, but those aren't important.

 

I expect the next segment to be Blue Raspberry Jesus apologizing to the black members of CWCVille for them being black and how they are actually valuable members of society because they provide him with fried chicken and thumping jungle beats which he uses to increase the size of his (according to this comic) Anna Nicole Smith sized moobs.

I'm also curious how @Trickie will incorporate this expanded diatribe about Nait and Kel into Rosechu's Story.

 

I passed this to my friend in spain, and asked him just how bad chris's spanish was in the previous set of pages. he took several minutes to reply that it would take hours to list every single butchering of the spanish language.

 

Wow, Reldnahc's even more homoerotic than before.

 

I could've told you that and I barely passed high school spanish.

 

Reldnahc:
You dare not work, because you live in fear of being fired, like when you insulted that co-worker!

Nobody knows how to lose like CWC.

 

Wow, talk about a non-apology. Chris just spewed a bunch of excuses and a "Sorry I tried to brainwash your sexuality away," and he and Reldnahc are instantly cool. I feel like Chris is doing this because he thinks that now nobody can criticize him for the whole Reldnahc thing because "the character in question forgave me!"

Also, apparently Reldnahc is Gary from Pokemon, because that's Chris's only frame of reference for a rival character.