Patreon 7/29 - Apology

*Groans* So many walls of text.

Can someone give me a Reader's Digest version of wtf is going on here?

 

Vanity with an unhealthy dose of superiority complex and a side of autisim.

 

He retconned it a few years ago. Instead of curing Reldnahc of homosexuality he cured him of being a "Nombie Zazism." Yes it was lazy as fuck.

 

"How dare you" seems to be chris' got to phrase for, "you hurt my feelings".

 

Green = Truth
Red = Lies

Spoiler: Reldnahc

Spoiler: Chris

 

Fuck I forgot. But wait, isn't the great king of evil Reldnalc still a thing, because gay or not, he still became the not evil Naitsirch in the end.
Also, is Kel single?

 

I just realized something, if Chris retconned the "gay cure" then why does Reldnahc say, "you wanted to try sciencing my gay away"? Also my head cannon is that Chris' blood actually made Reldnahc more gay... and gave him AIDS

 

"you wanted to try sciencing my gay away."
BACK THE FUCK UP AGAIN
OK, let's break the entire Naitsirhc/Reldnahc story down because this is confusing to me now.

1. Naitsirhc Giovanni is the "adopted child in Veridian," and part of some dark secret plan by Graduon.
2. The Anchuent Prophecy states when the original medallion is submerged in darkness, that who's name is spelled backwards will get the black Sonichu medallion and become the ultimate evil. (That's not word for word but close enough.)
3. Graduon seems to know the Prophecy to the point, incredible considering the damn thing was made to stop him. Graduon, aware of what will happen, forces Chris into the darkness (aka the dark mirror hole.)
4. The Prophecy is fulfilled, Naitsirhc becomes Reldnahc, the ultimate and gay evil.
5. Chris manages to cure Reldnahc back to Naitsirhc of his gay evil and he lives a happy straight life with Kel, thanks to the gay cure.
6. Meanwhile, in reality, Chris is now down with the LGBT, and retcons the gay cure to "nombie-zazis" cure. Chris fails to change Reldnahc's gayness in earlier episodes, and he, as the cured Naitsirhc still lives with Kel, presumably straight.
7. Reldnahc is back, and gay, and pissed Chris tried to cure that gay with a gay cure that, in the retconned comic, never existed.?????????????????

Sonichu is broken, completely beyond repair. Chris can't keep track of retcons, and is now forgetting that these retcons happened.
I know it's hard, but imagine reading Sonichu as it is, post-retcons. The only reason we know about the gay cure is because we've archived the old Sonichu. A new reader would have no idea what "science the gay away means."
Sonichu needs to be rebooted, because no amount of retcons and "apologies" will fix this mess of a storyline.

tl:dr Sonichu is fucked up and terrible.

 

And thus, another plot thread started and finished in just 2 pages.
10/10 writing chris

 

And looking!

 

Theres an M rating for very direct content

 

It's almost as if Chris's storytelling abilities are not very good or something.

 

Holy shit, what did I sleep through? This is gold. I bet it took Chris ages to gather the strength to write that.

 

Chris is a true and honest gay woman, so I guess he can pass his gay gene onto a male and turn them into a gay man.

 

Genetics are weird that way.

 

Chris thinks that Toon World is real, so even if he retcons something his characters will remember how it used to be.

 

I think you're onto something here....

 

Chris posted these preview pages a few days ago about it.

Spoiler

 

Oh my word! Is that an absence of a codpiece I see?
What's with the "punk" attire on Reldnach? Is it supposed to be punk? Why is he wearing an eyeliner? Why are there only colours in the last panel? Since when did Kel resemble a humanoid creature?