Tweet 7/9 - Chris's first kidney stone

Who would've known that a diet of nothing but soda and fast food would have repercussions?

 

I mean my male cat got them so it's not really gender/species specific. But it is not a fun thing at all.

 

It is pretty funny that he's cheerful about passing a kidney stone. If it hurt he'd curse the dang, dirty trolls.

 

Women also have kidneys, so I'd assume so

 

If it was just "mildly painful" chris is just showing of, acting like it was not that big of a deal and that he is super human, or it might be the opening stage of a urinary tract infection.

 

Ignorance really is bliss.

 

Kidney stones fucking suck. Even small, passable ones are absolute torture - like being stabbed in the abdomen. It’s supposedly easier for women to pass them than men, but I legit wouldn’t wish a kidney stone on even my worst enemy.

Sauce: Am girl and have had kidney stones before.

 

Well Chris has shoved all sorts of things up his ass and he had that open taint wound, so a little kidney stone is probably a cakewalk for him.

 

Motherfucker had to wear a wristwarmer around his chain to stop the irritating chains but can slice her ass open and consider kidney stones a mild annoyance.

 

Autism is strange isn't it?

 

I posted something on KF a long time ago about a certain part of the brain serving as where pain is processed. I forgot if the size of the hippocampus or hypothalamus (i can't remember) is proportional or inversely proportional to pain tolerance, but autism does affect that part of the brain which can lead to an abnormal size and thus higher or lower pain tolerance

 

seems extremely likely, you can see his bent willie, the intense gash on his gooch, anyone who thinks he can't handle pain, are rather cwckoo.
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He might also enjoy the pain, as crazy as that sounds. Like when you get a toothache, but you keep pushing at it with our tongue even though it hurts like a sonbitch

 

Hypoalgesia does open up risks for him though. Pain is one of body's ways of indicating there is damage or something has to be avoided to ensure survival. Statistically, those born without the ability to sense pain live shorter lives, Chris will live longer than those people, but not by much if this is how he reacts to kidney stones, what if he gets appendicitis?

 

With the way chris lives, sepsis should be a big concern.

 

Well I finally have a chance to use this picture

No that isn't an egg.

 

I mean, if you can survive getting pieces of a Crayola FUCKING Model Magic medallion shoved up your butt, kidney stones are mere child's play.

 

It's strange to see a picture from Chris's future show up in an old-timey painting. What a world we live in!

 

I can only assume that was a kidney stone that some (extremely) unfortunate person passed?

 

I think Chris is happy because - on some level - he realizes that passing a kidney stone is the closest he's ever going to get to giving birth to Crystal.

 

If Chris can tank a dry shave I'm sure a kidney stone is child's play. I'm curious to know just what his pain tolerance is (not in a sadistic way, of course).