Tweet 7/9 - Chris's first kidney stone

Yeah mild pain and kidney stones DO NOT go together. I know he must have a high pain tolerance considering that he once dry shaved his goatee off and sliced his taint open, but if he DID pass a kidney stone with mild pain he's fucking lucky. Also, leave it to Chris to treat this like some sort of fun, memorable occasion to be proud of when in actuality this is a pretty scary sign about his declining health. Kidney stones are no laughing matter and knowing his diet I'm almost certain this one won't be his last. But, if one manages to get stuck in the tract and he does nothing about it. . .well, then there's a chance it just might be his last.

 

Can't wait for my first one.

 

And finally his diet is starting to affect him. Diabeetus Saga when?

 

Knowing several people who have had kidney stones, I concur with everyone else here when I tell you, they are *not* "mildly painful".

I've seen two grown ass men reduced to whimpering piles on the floor from kidney stones...

 

Awww nooooo

 

While some may see this as the beggining of the end, I see this as the beggining of something greater.

 

"The Kidney Stone Saga" *does* kinda roll off the tongue...

 

No one on facebook has told him "Wtf!". Has someone on twitter?

 

As a person who has actually had kidney stones, they are not mildly painful.

 

Thought for sure he was going to take a picture of it

 

From a few Google searches, it seems that if a kidney stone is really tiny it may not be very painful to pass.
I hope Chris has enough sense to go to a doctor, or what may not have been too painful now may be horrifyingly painful in the future.

 

Maybe it just seemed small because his duck is so gargantuan.

 

I'm pretty sure if anyone does, he probably won't listen because this isn't as bad as the whole unclit 2.0 fiasco

 

Maybe, instead of urine, he finally just sprayed sand. I think that happens when you get a mummy's curse.

(I will never forgive myself for that pun.)

 

Is he immune to pain or something? He's got a bend in his shlong, a ripped open gooch, and he can pass kidney stones like he's taking a hard duke.
I can see his next tweet being like, how he cut part of his finger off, and how he'll just grow it back or something

 

I seriously think it was either just a tiny stone or, as you said, he has a huge tolerance for pain. I have friends who got large, colored tattoos where the artist said "Uh, you only twitched. Normally people are hissing in pain here..." So it's not out of the realm of possibility.

 

it'll become a massive screwed up obituary page, that or we all die,
chris will outlive every single one of us

 

Don't women sometimes get kidney stones? More proof Chris is turning into a real woman.