FB 5/11 - Sonichu sketches

Remember that chris only hated gays, but somehow liked lesbians, maybe to not feel bad at mass debating i guess

 

I have a good feeling he got that from taking a Family Guy joke seriously.

 

I thought he retconned that homosexuality curse in the retconned version of Sonichu 10 ( Aka where he undid the deaths of the Asperedia 4 and for some reason decided Jason should die and his girlfriend Kathleen or whatever her name was should be arrested with Mary Lee Walsh )?

Why do I even know this shit. Why do I care at all for a comic done by Christian Weston Chandler to try and remember shit?

 

Crisis on Infinite Earths this is not...

 

Honestly though, why the fuck is Chris getting off their lazy ass to continue Sonichu?

I'm surprised and very disturbed.

Please don't tell me this has open the door to another sex issue.

 

I think I heard that someone else donated money to him in exchange for pages? I could be wrong though.

 

Speaking about Sonichu, the CWCwiki is giving a 404 error now.

 

All of the excitement about new pages broke the site, I'm tellin ya...

 

>their
>implying Chris has another ass that is something other than lazy

 

This happens from time to time with the CWCwiki. It will clear up soon.

 

He's got two half-asses.

 

The CWCki crashes all the time.

It'll usually return in less than 24 hours.

 

Chris's homophobia is tied to his fear of rejection. Like, it all started because the next most common excuse women gave him after "I have a boyfriend" was "I'm gay".

This hatred of gays promptly crashed headfirst into Chris's benevolent misogyny and overt misandry, causing him to love lesbians but absolutely revile gay men.

 

Classic Chris probably thought being gay was a choice, it's pretty common for gay-hating fundies to think that.
It wouldn't surprise me at all if Chris thought lesbians would be straight if only they met the right man (aka Chris)