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FB 5/11 - Sonichu sketches

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, May 11, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    screenshot-www.facebook.com 2017-05-11 18-17-42.png 1.jpeg 2.jpeg 3.jpeg 4.jpeg

    Someone from Kiwi Farms transcribed the last, blurry page:

    "Yes, in 2015, Christian has made a self-revelations towards his identity, he realized, for true, his soul has been female. Christian took to her pronoun change, and in the passing months, legally changed her name to Christine, as well as beginning her physical transformation. But, she still remains attracted to women. Christine chandler is a lesbian (trails off, probably trans-woman). After returning from 2015, our past christian has taken his time in mentally and emotionally (reinventing?). October, he had fully realized herself, she consulted with Magi-chan, sonichu and I in confidence. She took to getting a jump on it early and she was met with a councilor, talked with her doctor, and magi-chan has begun helping speed up her transformation. She (something) felt more self (something) along the way, too" (probably "she has felt more self-confident")
     
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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Oh god I needed that laugh today. That final page where we see doughy, shemale chris in all of his poorly drawn glory. priceless.
     
  3. I REALLY wish the last photo wasn't blurry so I could read Sonichu's glorious re-telling of Chris' sexual awakening.
     
  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Can't wait to see this shit colored.
     
  5. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    It's amazing. Every time I think Sonichu is done and over with, CWC proves me wrong.

    He can never get away from it. It's like Chris was in an episode of the Twilight Zone, made a wish granted by Satan, who took it literally and turned him into the creator of Sonichu.
     
  6. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

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    So, let me get this straight.

    Chris somehow wound up in 2027 and simply being in that year made him realize he was a troon. He then told Magi-chan, Sonichu, and Rosechu. He then did a bunch of troon shit and Magi-chan is apparently "speeding up" the whole thing, suggesting that Chris still thinks hypnosis can induce physical changes in someone's body.

    Also Reginald apparently trashed Angelica's bed for some reason and Layla left Punchy because of a "bananasauros" he was keeping as a pet.
     
  7. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Is he showing the pages off at McDonald's?
     
  8. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Dude don't overthink it. Its a comic drawn with crayons by a retarded person.
     
  9. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

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    Just what every Christmas needs: A goddamn 'Chu orgy in the middle of the fucking mall.

    (insert line here about needing to get back to work on TRS, blah blah blah...)
     
  10. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Over a decade has passed and no actual improvement on his art. No surprise here.
    Actually, the only thing he has arguably improved some is that his characters seem to be drawn a bit more consistently now. Yes, consistently shitty, but still.
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    So this is basicaly chris' way of spinning his further decent into madness in a positive way.
     
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  12. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Oh, the transman draws circles
    Up and down like blocks
    I’d ask him what the punchline was
    But I know that she don’t talk
    And the trolls treat him harshly
    And they furnish clown shirts with tape
    But deep inside Chris' heart
    He know he can’t escape
    Oh, Barbra, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Cwcville at the
    Shopping center again
    Well, Chandler, he’s in the alley
    With his handjobs and his skirts
    Speaking to some Molvanian man
    Who says ouch his soul hurts
    And I would send a pickle
    To find out if he’s drawn
    But the medallion has been stolen
    And the Paypal is all gone
    Oh, Barbra, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Cwcville
    At the shopping center again
    Bob tried to tell him
    To cut down that internet line
    She said that all the Nintendo men
    Just drink up my IP like reeb
    An’ I said, “Oh, you should've know that
    But then again, Jinkies' the only one I’ve met
    An’ he just covered his eyelids
    An’ punched my cigarette”
    Oh, Barbra, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Cwcville
    At the shopping center again
    Pattie died last Tuesday
    And now she’s buried under the doghouse
    But everybody should know you about now how
    Badly Chris was shocked
    But me, I knew it would happen
    I knew he’d lose control
    When he speed built a fire on Branchland Court
    And burned it full of holes
    Oh, Barbra, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Cwcville
    At the shopping center again
    Now the fireman came down there
    Showing ev’ryone his hose
    Grabbing their free Dali's
    Sky raiding homework from the son
    An’ me, I merely got tickled
    An’ wouldn’t bid a buck
    To get caught holding a Sonic totem
    Only to be discovered beneath a truck
    Oh, Barbra, could this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Cwcville
    At the shopping center again
    Now the tea preacher looked so rattled
    When he asked him why she dressed
    With twenty pounds of fake boobies
    Stuffed into his chest
    But Chris cursed me when I proved it to him
    Then I whispered and said, “Shit was so cash
    You see, you’re just not like me
    I hope your dreams are bashed”
    Oh, Barbra, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Cwcville
    At the shopping center again
    Now the pickle man gave me two cures
    Then he said, “See Watchmen”
    The one was homo vaccine
    The other was just freezer semen
    An’ like a Sonichu villain I mixed them
    An’ it tangled up my mind
    An’ now Chris just gets uglier
    An’ he still has no sense of time
    Oh, Barbra, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Cwcville
    At the shopping center again
    And when Julie says come see her
    In her Ohio slum lagoon
    Where Chris can't drive to her for free
    ’neath a sailor soldier moon
    An’ he says, “Aw come on now
    You know you knew about my sweetest Ivy”
    An’ she says, “Your sweetest Ivy just knows what you need
    But I tease you with what you want”
    Oh, Barbra, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Cwcville
    At the shopping center again
    Now the issues lay on stress delays
    While the cross dressing madman begs
    They weens all fall for it so easily
    It all seems so well mimed
    An’ here I sit so lulzily
    Waiting to find out when he dies
    He'll have to repent to get out of
    Reliving through all his life twice
    Oh, Barbra, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Cwcville
    At the shopping center again
     
  13. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    makes me wonder what Chris is going to do with that whole 'crystal chandler' subplot.
     
  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Something about frozen semen.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "I am still on the drawing spark."
     
  16. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Big Mac Attacks can strike at any time.
     
  17. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    screenshot-www.facebook.com 2017-05-11 21-18-25.png

    What's Banasaur? @TheVoid , is this one of the things Waterman had in the Sonichu 11 script he wrote for Chris, or is it referring to a separate commission?
     
  18. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Well, here's a direct quote from Waterman when I talked to him earlier.

    "I wrote a whole script of them finding the bananasauros in a fossil and reviving it... I hope he didn't just drop that random thing in a block of dialogue that absolutely NEEDS more prior contexts."
     
  19. Birdoj

    Birdoj bird but in esperanto

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    I actually was never part of the.....fandom? in the heydey so I wasn't around for NEW CONTENT besides those couple of Christmas pages a year back or so (allergies means you get vanilla cookies, kids) so I'm really excited hECKE
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That still doesn't really explain just what it is. Except that it possibly has something to do with bananas. Maybe it's a not-so-subtle reference to the Barb and bananas "meme?"