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Or at least try to instill "tomgirl" values in him.

Or more likely just leave the child-rearing to Barb and Barb 2.0, defecate, and do nothing.

 

What if life went Chris' way (i.e the Love Quest actually working, people unironically enjoying Sonichu, actually getting a game deal from Nintendo and Sega, Christian Love Day actually being a real holiday, etc)?

 

What if Chris took to GoAnimate to make his own true and honest Sonichu cartoon?

 

What if chris was drafted?

 

What if Hollywood made another movie about Jesus and cast Chris as the son of god himself?

 

Then the second comming would be upon us and the religous fundamintalists would be leading the charge.

 

What if Chris was hot? You'd bang him, wouldn't you.

 

If chris was hot then the unpleasant greasy aroma plus his whining to everyone about how unfair it was that nobody would buy him a fan would end up creating yet another saga.

 

DIRTY CRAPPED FATIGUES

 

What if Chris Sonchu mobile breaks fail because of neglect as he's driving to another LGBTQ event at UVA?

 

what if Donald Trump promised to make Sonic's arms tan again?

 

what if Chris(tine) hosted Saturday Night Live? What if (s)he was an SNL cast member or writer?

 

What if Chris(tine) had a 900 number? all the big celebs had them during the 80s and early 90s

 

what if someone designed a Chris(tine) themed slot machine? what if Chris(tine) designed a Sonichu themed slot machine?

 

what if Chris(tine gained control of a company (s)he's familiar with like Sega or Lego through a hostile takeover and appointed himself CEO of it?

 

No, he'd name him Reginald and amend the prophesy to say Reginald was first born, then go back to trying to get Crystal conceived.

 

So more of chris wasting money on useless outdated crap.

 

This would be a place to praise chris and his cartoon

But he would still be "naıve" and trolls will chase him, but having a defense by part of his fanbase

 

What if Aliens invaded earth, and Chris was humanity's last hope?

 

What are you talking about, chris is the vanguard of an alien invasion. One that has succumbed to natve earth diseases and has become "mostly harmless".