Meta What If?

What if Chris became mayor of Charlottesville and tried to transform it into real life CWCville?

 

It pretty much is already.

 

What if Chris all of a sudden forgot how to drive in the middle of a highway?

 

innocent people would likely die.

 

I know this gets asked a lot but what if Chris was never discovered by the trolls?

 

He would shit himself and do nothing, but there would be no one around to analyze the frequency of said brief crapping.

 

If it became famous- I'd be proud to have liked it before it was cool jk jk.

 

This place wouldn't be around.

Though that is something interesting to wonder... Would Chris still be harassing Megan today? Probably not... But would CWC still be the foolish child they were when this shenanigans started? That's a scary thought.

 

What if Chris actually gained gainful employment with his autocad diploma?

 

None of us would be posting here.

Or this site would have a different name and no CWC section.

 

What if Chris didn't shit himself and died.

 

He'd shit himself and do nothing.

 

What would Chris do with a high end luxury good like a Prada handbag?

The reason I wonder a designer hand bag, his lesbian transwoman would want it as it'll be pretty princess ladies like these, but it's also 1500 bucks that day on ebay if he was to dump it. Do you think if he kept it, he'd bother treating it well, or make it part of his identity?

 

What if every binaureal beats hypnosis video Chris has listened to actually worked?

 

When people die they void their bowels, so he will finally shit himself in the end.

 

What if Chris himself WAS the wall Trump wants to build on the Mexican border?

 

What if we could see what Chris's skeleton looks like?

 

Chris would be among the smartest and sexiest women alive. Possibly with superpowers.

 

And autism free!

 

Ever since I learned this, if I ever feel the need to take my life, I'm going to poop first.