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FB 2/9 Chris is paranoid about hacking

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Branchland Ct HOA, Feb 9, 2017.

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  1. Branchland Ct HOA

    Branchland Ct HOA Active Member

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    Chris is paranoid about hacking and thinks posting clickbait will fight it.
    genders other.jpg
     
    Branchland Ct HOA, Feb 9, 2017
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  2. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, Chris. "If it shows up that I'm likin' MLP porn, geriatric mother and son porn, or watersports, it was totally not me, you guys"
    Chris should have been more concerned about himself hacking away at his own taint.
    The skitzo-saga begins soon.
    Not even illegal immigrants or Muslim refugees would steal Chris' information.
     
    Mariposa Electrique, Feb 9, 2017
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  3. ShavedSheep

    ShavedSheep Baa!

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    Someone share it
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    ShavedSheep, Feb 9, 2017
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  4. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    This is a copy pasta making it's way around. I've seen three people post it on my facebook. I thought about sharing it, then making mean comments on people's statuses and acting like it wasn't me. Fortunately for everyone involved I'm too lazy to do it.
     
    Deadpool, Feb 9, 2017
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  5. Manly-Chicken

    Manly-Chicken Member

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    "If you see any hateful comments from my account it's not me!"
    *Sends death threats to the president*
     
    Manly-Chicken, Feb 9, 2017
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  6. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    This is also coming from someone who fucked a blow up doll on camera and thought it would be a good idea to upload it.
    I'm sure what ever the "hackers" post would be more shocking and offensive, since we've all seen Chris attempt to insult people.
     
    Erika, Feb 9, 2017
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  7. Manly-Chicken

    Manly-Chicken Member

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    I'm also reminded of Chris' "pink lemonade" drawing that he uploaded where he was basically being pissed on by a giant lemon vagina.
     
    Manly-Chicken, Feb 9, 2017
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  8. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

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    Chris falls for the same shit a 50 year old woman would fall for. Next thing you know he'll be begging for money for a gal pal in Nigeria who knows a Prince.
     
    Robotic Richard Simmons, Feb 9, 2017
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  9. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    One time, my grandma posted a video of her dog taking a shit on the lawn.

    I was like "what the fuck", and she was like "what did you say?", and I said "I didn't type that", then she replied "o ok".

    She believed me. Later I came over to help water some plants and then she cooked up some delicious ethnic food for me.

    Chris should have nothing to worry about. He posts ridiculous shit anyway.
     
    Nobody, Feb 9, 2017
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  10. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Not only has Chris managed to spread the equivalent of a chain-email tier hoax, he somehow managed to dig up an old one from 2011 :yawn:

    Snopes entry with original hoax chain and photo referencing this: http://www.snopes.com/computer/facebook/insults.asp

    BETTER REV UP THOSE BLIMPS

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    Glaive, Feb 9, 2017
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  11. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    I guess we all need to inform Chris about the Un-clit 2.0 then.
     
    Princess Celestia, Feb 9, 2017
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  12. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    Chris is desperate to be relevant.
     
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  13. Branchland Ct HOA

    Branchland Ct HOA Active Member

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    I wonder if "hackers" will dig thru his trashcan and upload Homework from 1995.
     
    Branchland Ct HOA, Feb 9, 2017
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  14. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    "Oh, crap. They hired a sky writer."
     
    Someone In A Tree, Feb 9, 2017
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    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    Who wants to bet this will be his excuse if he gets in trouble for sending out a death threat? Assuming he remembers this message of course.
     
    TheImportantFart, Feb 10, 2017
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  16. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    I'm sorry, but how hell is this even funny.

    just saying.
     
    TheSaltMines, Feb 10, 2017
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  17. JenkinsJinkies

    JenkinsJinkies Member

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    Hackers get into Chris' account.

    Hackers post better content than Chris.

    Hackers improve Chris' life.

    Chris uses screenshots of hacked account content to promote his Patreon.
     
    JenkinsJinkies, Feb 10, 2017
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  18. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Crap I've been caught.
     
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  19. Polexia Aphrodisia

    Polexia Aphrodisia Member

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    Isn't Chris lucky that Facebook urban myths are providing him with a convenient excuse for any behavior?
     
    Polexia Aphrodisia, Feb 10, 2017
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  20. Tubular Monkey

    Tubular Monkey New Member

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    Slender Man saga?
     
    Tubular Monkey, Feb 10, 2017
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