YT 5/3 - shirt update, political commentary

awww yeah peace n love, from the guy who maced a GS employee and tried to run over multiple people with his car

 

If was smart he'd low key buy a duplicate shirt with his, "profits," and pass it off as the real shirt. Unfortunately Chris isn't smart.

 

That thing looks horrible, and so does the shirt.

2:03. Dramatic glasses removal.

 

Anyone who says we need to be "friends" with North Korea does not know shit about North Korea. I'm also pretty damn sure if you asked Chris to list off specific things Trump has done that he disapproves of he'd be unable to and just keep repeating "he's bad".

(I'm so fucking excited to see what the "restored" collar looks like.)

 

Someone else already mentioned Chris doesn't seem to know that Seoul is still Seoul, as he things it's called "South" now. What the hell! You just know he flunked Geography easy.

Trust me, it's not too exciting!

 

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Spoiler: Full-size pics

 

It looks like dung!
Then again, the poor thing was in such a sorry state that I don't think much more could have been done to save it, unless it had been an actual, valuable historical artifact that deserved a great investment and the work of real experts to restore it. Yeah, he could have tried harder to persuade a tailor or someone else more competent at sewing to do their best, but other than cleaner stitches and an overall neater work it wouldn't look that much better.

Also have this, just because I know you guys love shit edits:


I always end up putting more effort in these that I intend to.

 

I can't tell if he's standing on a rock or did his shoe heel just exploded!

Still, this was a good effort on your park, it does feel like the sort of flag you expect to be in a national museum as an artifact of a major battle!

 

Oh great, more politics. I just can't get enough of Alpha Trion telling us why Pmurt will hurt.

 

This genuinely made me laugh uncontrollably

 

B E Y O N D H E L P

 

I would love to have been at that tailor shop when he brought that shirt in. Can you imagine the looks on those poor people's faces when they got a look of Chris and the crusty rag he wanted them to "restore"?

 

And once again, chris ignores professional help.

 

>says shirt is "restored anew"
> proceeds to sign his name on the collar depreciating it already useless value
> thinks this makes it worth the money cause "chris logic"

 

I guess now we wait to see if the "mother" of the ween who got the winning bid finds Chris'....ahem.....tailor job, to be acceptable enough to release the funds to him.