YT 4/2 - Son-Chu figure review

Not sure if hes making it up or if someone mislead him but it doesn't mean victory in Chinese.

 

Yep.

Spoiler

‎It's 胜利 (Shènglì).

 

Is watching a grown ass man play with Lego Trannys supposed to make me want to buy an old UN collectible stamp?

 

Whatever the case, Chris forgot to lock the comment thread for his vid! I could spend 48 minutes reading through the near 200 comments so far!

 

Make sure you stay after the credits to see the bonus scene. Pixyteri meets up with him and says she's putting a group together.

 

The Sonic Totem will be the villain. And the toys try to escape after watching Chris make that helicopter spin video with the sex doll.

 

I'm weirdly impressed how shitty that is. It's like when Ashens reviews tat, Chris is watching it going "Oh no my friend, that isn't shitty. I will show you shitty."

 

Notice how the "I"s are dotted with hearts. Like Chris thinks women should totally always do.

 

It's like a Dollar Tree item!

And who the hell is Son-Chi? I hope Chris didn't create a female bot to boink to!

 

Still, that's a very nice try!

 

Chris put tits on a TMNT character. Of course he probably created a female bot to boink to.

 

This is pretty inconsequential, but should this video be categorized as part of the Selling Out Saga? Tbh, I haven't gone through the whole thing yet, but the gist seems to be Chris pushing his merchandise again (t-shirts, figures, cards, etc.)

 

People focus too much on making things part of a saga. I understand why they are used as an organizing tool, but most post-2011 sagas seem to be called so in an attempt to pretend Chris is having these epic misadventures like the old days.

 

hope they would offer koolaid laced with cyanide because because with that godawful ps4 tune and his incoherent, irritating voice, I would be begging for death

I lump all of his current "sagas" into his tomgirl saga to be honest

 

All the past "sagas" were defined by different trolls. Chris' only real troll has been himself -- whether he knows it or not -- during the "tomgirl" stuff.

Although the "Financhu Crisis" can definitely be another "saga" running at the same time as the "tomgirl saga."

 

So are we not going to comment on the fact that Chris had a custom t-shirt made depicting his Skysona, or...?

I'm trying to come up with a joke, but all I can think is that Chris put his best effort into making this thing and the end result is still shit.

 

oh yes, I honestly think that is the only constant with him. I mentioned this before, but I think the tomgirl saga is the worst one because he has committed actual crimes and was somewhat punished. Do you think he believes he's invincible because he thinks he's a tranny?