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Then the ghost of his child self Christopher, the ghost of classic era Chris, and the ghost of 2014-2015 era tomgirl Chris would relentlessly haunt all remaining ex trolls, all his past friends, associates, and enemies, and anybody who observed Chris in either of his heydays between 2007-2015.

Including all of us.

 

With "normal" ghosts, it's said that salt is ghost repel.

With any ghost of "Chris Chan", soap should do the trick.

 

Are we sure soap would even work on Chris Chan?

 

No. You'd need a pressure washer to go with that. And a ton of soap and something to scrub away all the layers of grime.

 

What if Chris was a MAGA, a supporter of Pmurt.

Actually, to be honest, if he wasn't pretending to be trans.I think he would be...

 

The damn, dirty Mexicans are taking all the boyfriend free girls. And the damn, dirty Left will face a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for supporting da homos!
-MAGA Chris, circa 2016 to today.

 

I doubt that*, though even if he really "went tomgirl", he doesn't put much effort into that.

* Gender dysphoria - CWCki (tl;dr: he shows clear signs of disliking being male)

Either way, alternate timeline him would show that lack of intelligence has no political affiliation ...

Anyway, what if he somehow gave up on being a lolcow after vid when he claimed it was all a ruse cruise?

 

What if Chris was into Digimon

 

"Sonimon"

 

What if everytime Chris-Chan took a piss, Wooly from Amanda The Adventurer materialized out of nowhere and cheered him on for the duration of the urination?

 

What if Chris changed his mind about the HEX-BAWX much earlier if he just played Blinx the Time Sweeper? I mean, hell, Blinx was even created by Sonic the Hedgehog's real creator.

Spoiler

Naoto Oshima, not that insider trading dirtbag Yuji Naka.

 

He probably would have shoehorned Blinx into Sonichu somehow, and then created an obvious knockoff of him to use as a throwaway character for a "skitch", like what Sammy was to Peter Griffin.