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Same inspiration by the same Mesopotamian god but different incarnations.
but Nurgle loves you as he loves everything that rots and decays : )

Just had the realization that, while also being the "original Brony", Chris also hated the very concept of "graduation" enough to make it a cartoon villain. Chris was also the original vtuber fan.

 

Not sure what Vtubers and Graduon have to do with one another.

 

When a vtuber retires from all streaming activity it's called "graduation", it originates from a japanese idol agency centered around a high-school theme, when the talents got "too old" they would "graduate" from the "school", vtubers adopted the terminology as a euphemism for retirement.
I've even seen people say they become irrationally concerned when someone mentions genuine graduation because the term has become uncomfortable to them, lmfao. And we got OPL being the original "I'm scared of the word 'graduation'" people just like he was the original brony. It's poetic.

 

If true, I'm "meh" about it. Like Epicurus said, non-existence means not being around to experience lack of existence. But to an egotist like "Chris Chan", a future annihilation is very bad.

HERESY

I think it was over on KF that someone said "Chris Chan" would most likely be with Chaos Undivided because none of the Ruinous Powers would want to deal with him as a follower.

(Oh yeah, and he called those recolor freaks the "Chaotic Combo" BTW.)

 

Seems "Chris Chan" has such a bloated ego combined with a glaring lack of intelligence that he thinks dealing with other people works like in vidya, as if they're just NPCs. Like writing an "apology letter" with very specific derping what he wants (or overly broad platitudes) should get him un-banned. Or going to an idiotic class that teaches magical steps to get a "boyfriend-free girl" should guarantee getting a relationship. Or winning a contest and offering a hotel stay along with a free PSP should get him laid. Must be "soo" frustrating when such plans fail.

 

is this a safe space to say that redditors are fucking stupid? the people having gay moral dilemmas in the comments are so lame. and now i see someone saying that it "might be time to do some housekeeping in regards to how Chris is documented now" basically implying the subreddit should delete chris sightings...

i dont think im being too extreme by thinking theyre white knighting chris for no real reason? maybe im just evil but i dont really care if chris is being "stalked" or whatever. and i REALLY dont care for redditors and their obsession with censorship.

if theyre not defending chris, theyre calling the sightings fake. there is only like a few people who can appreciate the picture and still point out that they are sometimes low quality, without completely sperging out with conspiracy theories or calls to action

you can thank your fanboy @PsychoNerd lolz

 

Quite literally every singular outlet or online community outside of reddit is not only a safe place to call reddit a shit website, but is actively encouraged.

 

unfortunately those stupid ideas spread around off reddit. there are hardly any good christubers and even if there were, the audience can be so stupid. (i guess GiBi gets the number one spot, but even he can be frustratingly NAIVE at times) like, why even follow chris at all if youre just stupid and dont understand anything... i feel autistic ranting about nothing in particular. but its safe to say almost everyone is fake and gay besides me (most of the time)

being obsessed with chris is where its at. fuck da normies and posers

 

Bro I say this as someone who still watches minecraft videos out of sheer habit stemming back all the way to 2009, but chris is well and truly dead. He's never going to do anything ever again, and even if he did, it would just be some cringe shit a troll forced him to do, like the idea guys. We wouldn't even have the fun of wondering how far he could be pushed until he's dangerous, because now we know he is dangerous. He's no longer a strange internet leprechaun who dances around out of infantile rage, he's just a stock insane homeless dude who thinks he's jesus. Even the golden years are kind of disappointing to look back on when you realize how much goading went on behind the scenes to get him to do most of the funny shit he did.

 

weeell personally to me i still find him entertaining. i dont know why though. its like, hard to explain? am i a genuine fan? hes just a good distraction. i think i will always find him interesting, no matter how much people may downplay him. so i will keep stalking his feed often, until who knows when, maybe at some point i will actually get exhausted, eventually becoming a doomer like you and a few others.

and for another random thought, eventually all documentation of chris will disappear as if he never existed. the solution? carve writings into stone for future generations. then you can start your own religion thousands of years from now.

 

You're way too obsessed with Chris Chan. I think you should do something else with your life.

 

not like i have anything better to do

 

Be the change you want to see in the world. Become Chris-Chan.

 

i have a simple, peaceful dream...

no no no. chris is better than me, i could never be him. thats why... he is my idol. owo

 

If you really want to ride the vibe of outsider artists than read all of Henry Darger's In the Realms of the Unreal, or Norman Boutin's Empress Theresa. There's a whole world of Sonichus out there.

 

lets ride bent ducks instead. we can do it together, buddy. you and me, off into the sunset together. what do you say pal?

 

Spoiler

"how to not enjoy a game"?
well let me tell you this, I enjoy lots of games. every time we go over your mom's house, she pops out that classic shit. them classic board games. that's what she's
doing, she's popping out the classic board games. I'm going over there she's popping out Sorry, Monopoly, Mousetrap. connect-Connect four

she said "pick a game" I was like all right uhhh

I looked around I said hold on a second you know what let's get real unique

Mouse trap
so I'm rolling the dice building my traps, next thing you know, she tells me to come in the room

has the whole room set up like a fuckin mousetrap

I go in there it's all type of monkey bars, everything your mom's discontalked

toward it all in the shit

the only thing that was available was her pussy! so I go in. I dip in over up under a monkey bar and I'm fukin relentlessly and I I couldn't I had no choice but to bust

inside of her because the contortion of the fucken mouse trap she had made in the room

it made me bust a hot load

inside, bitch ass nigga! get that ass banned!
that's how I enjoy my fuckin games, bitch!

somebody ban that nigga out of my chat!

you play your games how you play them and I play my games how I play them, nigga

when I'm playing versus games I am not your friend. this is 100% competition

nigga I don't play versus games whether
it's a fighting game whether it's a sports game none of that

I don't play them for fun nigga!