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So in other words, he has a severe case of "magical thinking"?

"Wild Thornberrys: Village Idiot mocks Nigel Thornberry"

 

Why did you embed my link with no context?
Is this a passive-aggressive way of saying you were worried it was a rickroll? :3c

 

nah

Just providing an alternative if you don't wanna go to the main YT crapsite.

 

If I could describe the brain of Chris-Chan in a single word, it's egocentric.

 

Or in 2 words, "extremely egocentric"?

 

Marvin often says "Chris has no theory of mind" and that's pretty accurate.

Bro was literally a baby and went "hmm I could develop mirror neurons but honestly that's too much work"

 

And then he said "monkey" instead of "mama" or "dada" -- or so he claimed, that is.

 

Although not directly CWC related, lately I've been thinking about Bob. Poor sod really didn't deserve the life he ended up with just because he fell for a desperate roastie. He was a decently intelligent man with good taste. I feel like Chris inherited his gullibility, something they both could have done without. Hope Bob's having fun programming his IBM 5150 in heaven.

Spoiler

still has shit taste for preferring burger king

 

If he just refused Barb's advances that day (or didn't go to the bar), this site may not have been up now. And he may have been around longer, in a house not loaded with hoard.

 

So... you're saying we're all Bob's kids.
Break out the jazz and IBM PC books

 

Does that lolcow know how to swim?

 

i saw someone on reddit say this, and i have to agree, that chris's life is much better without his abusive manipulative mother in it. he must feel a huge weight lifted off of his shoulders now that he doesnt have to constantly take care of her, or deal with her nagging him to go out and buy or sell things, etc. but now he can live for himself and his enabling girlfriend, something he was probably preparing for in jail and is now fully enjoying. (being in jail gave him the excuse to expand on his delusions anyway, it didnt faze him)

its the most freedom he has had in his life since bob was alive, and when he passed away and chris had to take on his responsibilities, he felt like he had less freedom. just imagine how he feels now that she is mostly out of the picture. this is mostly why i believe barbs death wont affect him as much, he was very much "preparing" for her death in jail and has admitted to it.

speaking of his enabler girlfriend, do you guys think that they are dating? i am convinced.

 

We are all children of Bob my friend. He is the patron deity of Christory.

 

indeed. he is very comfortable now that the only people in his life are enablers that will kiss his ass. this is pretty much how he was living his life in 2020/2021, just barb is out of the picture now, and replaced with his new parent caden i suppose. it is funny though how uncomfortable he gets from a simple thing like his stream chat or actual donations.

its actually pretty cool how its possible to look up how related some celebrities/notable people are to chris, just using his expansive family tree for reference.

now, just to elaborate further why i believe chris and flutter are dating... they are spotted together very frequently, often very close to each other physically and they have been seen doing very intimate things, like going on literal dinner dates and traveling to an entire different country. also, he was seen holding hands with her in finland, likely under the impression no one would know about it.

im sorry to share this truth with you all, but they have probably had sex by now, depending on if they already had a fated mcdonalds date or not.

Spoiler: chris's idea of some "beginning dates"

The First Day: After you get yourself checked in, should you stay at a hotel, or when you are on the way to my house, after getting in or around Charlottesville or Ruckersville, call me on my home phone at (434)-990-0198 to let me know that you are on your way. You can meet my mother and father, chat with them a while and get to know each other. Then you and I, we can go upstairs to my bedroom to just hang out, watch TV, or chat a while. Maybe even some video gameplay with Guitar Hero or something. For dinner that evening, our First Date, I will take you out to McDonalds, Arbys, Burger King, or a small restaurant like that. Then I'd let you go back to your hotel, or bring you back home. NO SEX on the first night, but if you'd like to make out, I'd welcome it.

The Second Day: If you're in a hotel room, I would bring my PS2 or 3, and we can play some more and hang with each other some more. If at home, we can still play and hang. For Lunch, I'd take you to this good all-you-can-eat Pizza/Salad/Soup/Desert Buffet that I know of in Charlottesville, then we can take in a Romantic Movie at the theater, or we can walk the Downtall Mall, and/or a walk in the park. I hope I'm painting a good picture for you. If we take in the movie, you and I can sit in the back, darker area. And if it doesn't bother you, I may "Yawn and stretch" my arm around you to your other shoulder. If you want to take it further, you may pull my hand on your shoulder a little closer to your breast (of course, this is optional), and I'd let you cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel. Stop me if I'm bothering you any. And you and I can make out in the theater. And if you feel like it that night in the privacy of mine or your room, you can take my virginity, or we can wait till the third night, if there is one before you have to go back to Kentucky. Either way, I would wear a condom then, and in the future until our Wedding Night.

And basically, I'd try to be better or equal for each future dates beyond that. I hope I've put a smile on your face after the wild imaginings from those first two dates.

 

Anyone who doesn't kiss his ass (eww...) is seen as a "hater" or "troll" to him?

 

i wouldnt say "anyone", but if you dont, chris wont really care for you. he is self-centered.

if you ignore his goddess ramblings, he will be probably ignore you as he isnt feeling very engaged with you. if you disagree with the goddess ramblings and call him out for what he really is, he will ignore you, as you are a "dark sinning individual" amongst the " toxic minority" aka a troll. if you tried to rationally and patiently explain to him why the goddess ramblings arent normal, he will ignore you, as you are "neurotypically hindered" aka a normie. even if you really play it up, kiss his ass, and go along with his make believe imaginary lore, he can somewhat sniff out the trolls there if he feels youre talking to him for the wrong reasons, and will ignore you.

chris has made it abundantly clear that he wont have a deep connection or actual friendship with somebody unless they meet irl, so he can feel them out for their vibes or whatever. this is almost 100% why praetor ended up outlasting any other edgy discord group (even ones he loved to roleplay with).

 

I do not think he can have any real friendship, as his idea of friendships are enablers and servants. And notice how he never talks with people? Instead, he just talks at people. For example, any of the rambling (and more or less invariably tl;dr) derping he posts online when he's addressing others reeks of a mentally-challenged king issuing royal decrees. Because of that fat ego.

 

that is interesting to think about. its probably a "friendship" to him, at least.

megan is probably the only real friendship he had (no coincidence its a woman) and he royally fucked it up when she didnt want to serve him as a sweetheart. that shrinked his ego and boosted his insecurity, and also made her uncomfortable.

his "friendship" with "trolls" is questionable, its an odd dynamic. but having a team to help him definitely boosts his ago and shrinks his insecurity, it probably boosts praetors ego too. so i guess it could be considered a real mutual bond. you dont have to like everything about a person or agree with them all the time to be friends. again, its a weird dynamic with a "famous" person trying to do anything with "regular" people.

to be fair, its not like hes addressing his private facebook followers anymore, he thinks he is addressing billions of people at once now. he just hopes the right message gets out there so that everyone he meets will treat him with the respect HE DAMN DESERVES so he can feel like he fits in... in a weird warped way. "please stop taking pictures of me in public, just say hi!"