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That lolcow sure likes the word "chaos", and in WH40K -- as well as Sailor Moon* -- eldritch evil is with chaos.

:thinking:

* (he's liked Sailor Moon)

 

chris chan is


dumb anf

stupid hehe

 

chaos (usually uncountable, plural chaoses)

1. The unordered state of matter in classical accounts of cosmogony.
2. Any state of disorder; a confused or amorphous mixture or conglomeration. mathematics) A behaviour of iterative non-linear systems in which arbitrarily small variations in initial conditions become magnified over time.
3. (fantasy) One of the two metaphysical forces of the world in some fantasy settings, as opposed to law.
4. (obsolete) A vast chasm or abyss.
5. (obsolete, rare) A given medium; a space in which something exists or lives; an environment.

Just a reminder that chaos does not mean evil, and Chris is most likely just using that word because it's used a lot in Sonic the Hedgehog.
(Though with that said, I don't think Chris knows what this word means. The chaotic combo are not really any of the definitions of chaos.)

 

Okay I know we all agreed Chris is a dead lolcow but this was pretty funny

 

But seriously, at least he didn't grow outsourcing thought to AI.

 

Actually he kind of did during his phase when he pretended to be an all-knowing goddess and pretended to know every language by using google translate. Which I'm assuming he still does, just not as flamboyantly now.

 

I meant when he was physically a kid. Elementary school kids in the 1980s didn't even have internet, much less LLMs.

Of course there is the possibility that Borb did "brainwork" for their special needs son back then.

 

Chris was effectively pushed through the entirety of school because they knew he was retarded and, as I mentioned, failed kids look bad for the school, so they'll give you a passing grade for failing if they know you're too stupid to do the work. Remember they moved towns because his earliest school was so concerned about him that they wanted to put him in special needs school, so I figure it was extremely obvious how mentally handicapped Chris was lol. LLM or no LLM he effectively got the same results, he never learned anything.

 

Chris isn't the kind of Racist where he'll come out and say he hates black people

He's the polite kind of racist, the kind who really wants you know that his problem with Obama isn't cause he's black! ....And then mumble incoherently when asked to explain what said problem actually is.

He's a big Spider-Man fan, but somehow the Miles Morales movies and game just doesn't "Hit right" and he can't quite articulate why that is

He may quote the 13-50% statistic (Even though the 50% is arrests, not convictions, meaning racial profiling and not actual guilt, is the likely cause of it), but not as an edgy gotcha, but more out of genuine belief in the statistic and he genuinely has no idea why you're getting mad at him for bringing it up.



Basically he's racist, but he's where bigots were in 2009. Nervously sweating and insisting he's "Not racist, but...", not where they are today which is openly joking about George Floyd's death all throughout Black History Month.

Chris Chan is basically what happens when you have a special needs child, and vilify everyone who has genuine interest in helping or even ACKNOWLEDGING that said child is special.

 

that's fair though, nobody wants to see black people

 

To me, Chris saying something that seems racist is on the same level as DSP doing those unfunny racist "jokes": He's not racist, he's just really, really fucking stupid.

 

Chris

• Is Racist
• Is Sexist
• Is Homophobic
• Is Transphobic
• Is Islamophobic
• KILLED his neighbor's cat
• Ran over Michael Snyder who was just protecting his property
• Pepper sprayed an innocent man for simply standing around
• Harassed his college dean so badly that now all search results show cartoon porn of her
• Manipulated a 12 year old boy into having cybersex with him
• Defaced an Xbox One display, literally the greatest game console ever made
• Released sarin gas on a train in Tokyo on March 20th 1995

We literally need to kill this man. We can't keep letting this happen.

 

Oh Dark Side Phil, I legit don't understand how he functions. Like he finished College, has a wife, and a steady streaming gig, yet anytime he's seen doing something he demonstrates top tier incompetence. Like is he somehow intelligent when people AREN'T looking? Is he like Handy from Happy Tree Friends where he can build anything as long as it's offscreen, because the second he has the audience his lack of hands become a problem?

Like when I look at DSP or hear about him, he seems legitimately dumber than Chris, yet somehow he has his life together much better than Chris does. I legit don't understand it.

Anyway, getting back to Chris.

I get what you're saying. Darksidephil isn't a white supremacist, he just thinks he's being hillarious and doesn't understand why pretending Dead Space's Necromorphs are jews and Isaac Clarke is a Nazi would be found as offensive by anyway.

Chris doesn't hate people of other ethnicities, he just has no idea the concept of race relations or how it comes off when you say you wouldn't date black women.

Which is something I wish transphobes would realize. It's not that we transpeople are outraged and demand sex from everyone, it's that it comes off as dickish when you make big public proclamations about how you'd NEVER date a transperson. For the same reason it comes off as dickish if you say you'd never date a jew. No one says you have to, but it's weird that you keep bringing that preference up unprompted.

What Saddam Hussein did is small potatoes compared to what Chris-Chan did.

 

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2026_social_media_posts#Demanding_Blue_Heart_name_change

Now Chris is throwing a tantrum over Hyperdimensional Neptuna having an official Blue Heart CPU and stealing his name

Ms. Mowz disagrees but I swear he's kinda back now ngl

Edit: I don't know how I missed this

 

Wait, HN is still a thing? I thought that weeb dumpster fire died with its untalented hack development studio.

 

They brought it back specifically to troll Chris.

 

Reminds me of how he freaked the fuck out when Scarlet and Violet came out and assigned Sonichu's pokedex number to a Pokemon that wasn't Sonichu.

To this day he claims they're "Not canon", and it's a "misunderstanding" that he's "ironing over with Gamefreak"

 

Chris' complete lack of understanding of what is canon or that his fanfiction can get overwritten by canon events fascinates me.

You'll want to chock it up to some sort of delusional thinking like usual, but I still doubt that. I don't think Chris is delusional. I think deep down he really is perfectly aware of what reality is, his status as a loser, his utter impotency to manipulate reality in any meaningful way. He actively avoids reality, he's capable of recognizing it, he doesn't literally think he's God or that he's channeling spirits, he's just so complacent at daydreaming and playing pretend that it's become his entire life. Which I've said many times before.

So then, why does he act this way? I think it's one or both of two factors. First, as Marvin has said many times, Chris genuinely has no theory of mind, he is literally incapable of understanding other people. This isn't delusion, he's just disabled. Second, he's incredibly lazy, to an outrageously unreasonable degree. If he were any lazier I don't think he'd be able to feed himself, he's that bad. Ergo, what do you do when you want to create an idea, but cannot understand how other people can affect it, nor do you have any willpower to actually make it unique enough to endure how others can affect it? You don't. So you make incredibly uninspired OCs that are so uninspired that they're almost guaranteed to actually become canon anyway.

Chris reacts to this like how a child would react to touching a hot stove. He genuinely cannot understand how this could happen, his brain literally isn't advanced enough to process this information. It isn't a delusion since he isn't distorting his concept of reality, rather, his concept of reality is genuinely just gimped, half-baked, underdeveloped.

Because he has no theory of mind, he doesn't quite understand how to untangle the discrepancy between his contribution and the conflicting canonical events in the series he was bastardizing. It's like watching your arm move by itself and getting angry and confused at why it's doing that. He doesn't understand that people have their own agency separate from his and can operate independently from him. He figures, if he created it, it just makes sense, why do anything otherwise? Why wouldn't you make his Blue Heart canon? Anything otherwise would be completely illogical, utterly baseless. Because he doesn't have the information processing capabilities to understand that people can do things in complete disregard to what he did.

So, what does he do? He "politely" informs them that they made an error. They didn't act the way he anticipated (or rather, flat-out failed to anticipate anything at all), and they have to be corrected. He doesn't really grasp the concept that he didn't make that series, like how a baby doesn't really understand the concept of ownership yet. Everything is his, he made everything, because he doesn't really understand that other people are entirely separate from him. If you made it, he made it. Your canon doesn't matter, because the canon is whatever Chris wants it to be. He's not delusional, he just genuinely doesn't understand that he had nothing to do with the series in question, because he fundamentally doesn't understand the difference between himself and other people. Literally like an infant.

 

Funny how he thinks companies "should follow" whatever idiotic lore he derps out, and goes "blarms" when they inevitably don't. Like Blue Heart as the new animu character based on the PS5 and not that freakish self-insert with toothpaste-colored hair, and pocketmon #982 being Dudunsparce (and not "Sonichu"). Maybe he knows at some level that the companies are not gonna play along?

"HONOR ROLL MY ASS"​

- Vivian Gee, "Sonichu" audiobook commentary

 

I never fail to be baffled every time by Chris' inability to understand that people who are not him, and want things unrelated to or even contradictory to what he wants, exist. Like every fucking time, that is the core mistake he makes, and each time I'm amazed he can't figure that little detail out.

He seems to think everyone should want EXACTLY what he wants, otherwise they're trolls out to get him. This applies even to the canon of games and shows he likes.

This is because in Sonic "Chaos" is used as a pre-fix, A LOT

Chaos Control, Chaos Rings, Chaos Spear, Chaos Drive, Chaos Emerald, Chaos Gamma, Chaos 0, Chaos Blast, Chaos Chao, Chao itself being one letter off from Chaos, Sonic Chaos, Chaos Energy, Perfect Chaos, Collision Chaos, the list goes on and on.