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Legal Pre-trial Thread

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Jul 26, 2022.

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What will happen to Chris?

Poll closed Jul 28, 2022.

  1. Chris is found guilty

    12 vote(s)
    92.3%

  2. Chris is let go

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%
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  1. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    He's super fucked tbh.
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Jul 31, 2022
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That's the life story of "Chris Chan" in 4-ish words.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Jul 31, 2022
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  3. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    THE DAY OF FATES DRAWS NEAR
     
    The Scrunkly, Jul 31, 2022
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  4. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    So was Barb.
     
    Anya, Jul 31, 2022
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  5. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    oof
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Jul 31, 2022
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  6. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    You walked right into that one, my dude.
     
    Anya, Jul 31, 2022
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  7. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Frankly, I'd prefer he remains able to write letters. It'll be interesting to see how his mental state progresses while in the slammer.

    I am incredibly eager to see where things go from here.
     
    The Scrunkly, Jul 31, 2022
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  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I am betting a downward spiral, unless he strikes up a relationship with a girlfriend free boy.
     
    Minimal Effort, Jul 31, 2022
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Today is the 1 year anniversary of Chris getting arrested.

    it has already been a year :confused:
     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 1, 2022
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  10. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Already? Geez, a lot has happened this past year
     
    Fialovy, Aug 1, 2022
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think it's ironic that the place Chris got arrested at was close to the mall where "God AND The Bear" bestowed upon Chris the name of "Christian" almost 30 years ago.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 1, 2022
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  12. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Someone I remember joked where if Chris's life was a movie, it would be some full circle scene where he encountered the old guy who played Godbear in the mall or something.
     
    Fialovy, Aug 1, 2022
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "The Chris Chan Show"

    Like "The Truman Show", but more "exceptional" and crazy.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 1, 2022
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  14. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Chris rarely leaves his hometown, every major event in his life took place rather close to each other.
     
    Cyan, Aug 1, 2022
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  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I like to believe he heard the bear’s voice come from the clouds just as he was being arrested.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Aug 1, 2022
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Another reason the Life of Fail is like The Truman Show.

    "ya dun goofed"

    - what he could have heard
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Aug 1, 2022
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    ToroidalBoat, Aug 8, 2022
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  18. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Clicked on thought of the day:
    'Everything has beauty, but not everybody can see.' - Confucius

    I can't think of a joke connecting that to Chris's situation. I really wish I could.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Aug 8, 2022
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  19. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    I look at it this way: The sooner Chris gets sentenced to prison and never returns, the sooner I can get over my unnatural obsession of the travails of an extremely mentally deranged manchild, an obsession that has plagued me for half of my life.
     
    Kong, Aug 8, 2022
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  20. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Wow this might be some of the last drama we get until the trial.
     
    Skeletor, Aug 8, 2022
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