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Legal Pre-trial Thread

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Jul 26, 2022.

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What will happen to Chris?

Poll closed Jul 28, 2022.
  1. Chris is found guilty

    12 vote(s)
    92.3%
  2. Chris is let go

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%
  1. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Even if he doesn't face prison time will he still have to register as a sex offender?
     
  2. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Even as redacted as recent letters have been, Chris is as ecclesiastical and above-it-all as a reincarnate Jesus can be, which lends some credence to his recent statement that it's all settled but for the banging of the gavel: some sort of probation, some sort of distance from Barb. If it were up in the air, the tension would betray itself.

    In other words, there probably ain't gonna be any surprises that'll cost Aaron Sorkin a night's rest tossing and turning in envy.
     
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  3. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Rule #1: never underestimate Chris's capacity to do something stupid
     
  4. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Personally I think he's a free man by the end of it.

    Reason: We live in the bad timeline.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Just a few hours to go.
     
  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    when is the hearing/trial
     
  8. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    According to an unsubstantiated source: 10:00 AM EDT (right now), it could be anywhere between 8 AM to 4 PM EDT as that is when the court is open.
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    OK
    it may take them time to update everything
    maybe by the end of the day we'll know something
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Anyone in Sunsource who keeps up with "Christory" had to wait until "tomorrow" to see what happens today.

    (when it's noon on the East Coast it's 1 AM the next day in Japan)
     
  11. SonichuShoes

    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    My money is on him walking.
     
  12. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I wonder how many people in Japan know of Chris.
     
  13. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    At least one Japanese man

    You cannot pepper spray the sush
    It not rel pepper
    You chopa the sushi you unchopa the sushi
    I though you we're rerey Japonise
     
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    There's at least @Feldmann_Cee, and PacSol on KF.
     
  15. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Who knows, maybe Japanese people have their own version of Chris
     
  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Don’t forget Mr. Miyamoto-san who waited for days in the snow.
     
  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Man this is boring.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    GEE IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    possible new development over on KF:

    (source)
     
  20. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I JUST WONDER WHAT CHRIS IS UP TO!