You know the Jamesdean guy? The author of the longest piece of English Literature that happens to be a Loud House fanfic? Well, he made an one-shot fic based on that "No Such Luck" episode he stated time after time again that he holds a grudge against. Oh I'm sorry, did I say an one-shot fic? I meant two: No Such Luck Aftermath - Moving Out, & A Disgraced Athlete. Initially, I had doubts it was the same dude - given the only copies of the fics were posted by another dude on the Loud House fanon Wiki who claimed it was written by James - until I stumbled across a chapter of LHR that basically confirmed he wrote said fanfics. Honestly, that fact only makes them more jarring to read due to how he views Lincoln as well as the sisters. Without further to do, let's begin. No Such Luck Aftermath - Moving Out It starts with Lincoln roaming the streets and his girlfriend spotting him. He tells her he pretended he was bad luck to his family so they tossed him out. Then a few of the sister teleport out of nowhere as they hear that it was just a prank. So they go and attempt to apologize, but Lincoln becomes so angry at the five that he ends up having a stroke. Leni and... who? WHO, LINCOLN, WHO?! Also, he misspelled involved, not to mention there's a comma missing that should be between Laney and I. Back to the story, the sisters claim they were on to the prank because... they wanted to protect Lincoln, somehow? She... threatened you... to join your side? Fucking what? Oh yea, and here's one of the reasons I wanted to talk about this fic: Bruh, what the actual fuck, man... Not only did J.D. crowbar in this weird form of relatonship between Lincoln and his four sisters, but he actually used ur in place of you're. May I remind you that this was written by a 32 year old man? Back in 2020? Anyway, Lynn spots the seven deadly sins, storms up to them which prompts Lincoln to beat the absolute shit out of her, and I absolutely mean it when I say it. Spoiler: Too much text so I screencapped Ah yes, because the family would absolutely welcome you back when they find out you crippled one of your sisters and beat the shit out of her, regardless of the 1-dimensional sisters' reactions. Also, STOP IT WITH THE WEIRD MOMMY/SISTER RELATIONSHIP, IT'S MAKING ME DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE. So the group minus Lynn return to the house and Luna threatens to beat one of the 4 year olds up if she keeps believing in the bad luck thing. I repeat, a 15 year old threatens violence on a preschooler. What a lovely family we got here. Oh wait, no, because Ronnie tells the rest of the Louds she and her boyfriend are moving out plus the five sisters with a mommy fetish. Oh yea, and Lincoln decides to take Lilly with them... WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?! So the group are ready to leave and make their way to the door right before the remaining sisters step in to apologize. Unfortunately, Lincoln tells them to eat shit because I guess we really need to force in this weird mommy/sister dynamic with Leni, Luna, & Lori, rather than, gee I don't know, let Lincoln forgive the whole family, Lynn included? But nah, the six Louds skiddle daddle out and move into Ronnie's place and.... Spoiler Okay, first off (and secondly)... Where were the parents throughout this? And more importantly, why wasn't Lincoln arrested when he broke Lynn's legs and tore off some of her hair? Third.. Were the remaining siblings taken away? Or were they left at the house without anyone watching them while the parents were gone? Fourth... Does anyone else find it weird that a 32 year old decided to write two 11 year olds kissing each other on the lips while a 17 year old takes a picture of them doing so? Just a little bit? Fifth... There's no fifth, that's the end of the story. I'll cover "A Disgraced Athlete" tomorrow.