ITT I show off my Mario Paint monstrosities

So yeah, I have a working SNES and a copy of Mario Paint, so I've been drawing some stupid MS Paint-tier doodles screen capped off my phone, because I figure it would be fun to have a thread specifically for this.
The samples:

@Very Honest Content steals a ween's Game Boy, then drops the banhammer on him.

Fat Man drinking a special bowl of gravy that gives him fire powers

A better than realism elephant about to trample all over a glow in the dark CIA koopa (tribute to Terry A. Davis)

I'm also open to requests of what to draw in this glorified version of Microsoft Paint with Mario's face slapped on it, so if you offer up any suggestions, you might get to see the ugly result.

 

I will think of requests eventually but so far I like what I see.

oh! I know one! Maybe follow along to a Bob Ross video using Mario Paint like what the streamer Vinesauce Joel did a while back. There are a ton to choose from

or maybe try to see if you can find a shitty art tutorial to draw along with or scans from one of those shitty How to Draw Manga books from the 2000s

 

Here's two more art pieces I made:

Side view of Desert Bus, including the bob-omb rigged to blow up if the bus moves either above or below 45 mph.

Spoiler: EXPLICIT: RATED M FOR MARA

Because of course I drew Mara. And I used the Mario World sprites in the same way that hentai artists use those thin black lines to barely censor their porn.

 

A real quick one I drew of every furry's waifu, Krystal.

Spoiler: Remember, she's British

 

Like the desert bus, we will get to two points eventually

 

While I haven't found those How to Draw Manga books (because I've yet to look), You reminded me that I found the Nintendo Power players guide for Mario Paint:
https://archive.org/details/Nintendo_Players_Guide_SNES_Mario_Paint_1993/mode/2up
It's practically instructions on how to draw certain things, complete with samples, that I will no doubt fuck up at because I suck at drawing with a mouse.
(I highly recommend checking this thing out. It's practically one of the only times Mario will ever be connected to Street Fighter outside of Smash Bros.)

 

It's amazing how there were strategy guides for literally every game it seems, especially if it is was really popular.

... except for Wario Land 4... I couldn't find one on that. I had to use trial and error to find all the CDs, oh the horror!

 

I had some help from the game's coloring book for this one:

Joel (or Mike) and the bots

 

Very good! You are definitely getting better the more you do it

 

Yeah, just so you know, that art of Mario riding Yoshi was one of the pre-made art pieces in the game. I just filled in the colors and added the MST3K stuff.

 

I am well aware I was just referring to the MST3K foreground

 

Somehow less horny than I was expecting.

 

Inspired by quickly skimming through that players guide, I present to you...

GOOMBA BEARD MAN! (He's also a creepypasta.)

 

He reminds me of Brad from the Lisa games

 

A "tribute" to my "favorite" website and its truly "exceptional" userbase.

(First one to correctly guess which website gets a free Mario Paint submission!)

 

Is it TV Tropes?

 

YOU'RE WINNER!
Edit: Guess I should make the Big Rigs trophy now, huh?

 

Please do so! But yeah, I also die inside whenever someone uses a TV Tropes trope name in regular conversation like it is an actual literary term and I remember you saying how much you hated that site soooooo