Meta I don't like Chris

I dunno, he just kind of rubs me the wrong way. He's a bit rude IMO

Yeah I think this guy sums it up well

 

YO, IS THAT THE WEEABOO THAT TRIED TO BE LIKE STREET FIGHTER?


Though I have to say, Chris telling other bronies to touch grass in that one convention he got kick out of is actually pretty based.

 

You know what else? He's very vocal about having autism, but people with autism don't act like he does. He's really giving autistic people a bad reputation by doing that. Please let as many people as possible know about this so they don't think Chris Chan is in any way whatsoever a representation of the wider autistic community, please.

 

Do you think what Saddam Hussain did in the middle east is "fascinating"?

 

Scott Steiner - He's Fat!

 

I've been thinking about Chris. A lot. Like a lot a lot, he's basically all I think about. I read and re-read the CWCki religiously, I scan dozens and dozens of pages every day, and I mean every day. I tell all my friends and family about him and all of the horrible things he's done. I even tell random strangers. I told the bar tender at my local restaurant, I hope he tells his other patrons about him. And throughout all of this observing and analyzing, I keep coming back to one single conclusion:

This man genuinely deserves to die.

I know I might get some flack for that, but seriously, would you find it offensive if I said that about Hitler, or Stalin, or Dr. Eggman? No, you'd agree with me, because they've done horrible, inexcusable things, and they aren't even sorry for it. Remind you of anyone? I'm not saying I'm going to actually go and seek him out, I'm not a hero. But I really wouldn't put it into question if somebody did. And they would have every single right to. I'd protest for them to be released from jail if they ever got caught. I'd frame a photograph of them on my wall with a placard saying "War Hero" under it. Hell, I'd even buy them a drink.

I'm far too intelligent to be anything but an atheist, but if hell really does exist, what I would give to be a fly on the wall there so I could see his face when he finally, finally realizes that he's going to have to pay for every little thing he's done, forever.

 

HE'S FAT! I'M THIN!

 

I find it hard to hate Chris. I also find it had to think of him as a person, he's more like a dog that won't learn not to shit himself instead of going on the old newspaper.

I have a love for Chris, he is a bringer of lulz and his backwards thinking is laughably charming. Though at one point I thought him harmless he clearly isn't and will act up if he thinks he has the slightest bit of power over another person.

Do I think he deserves to be constantly banned from conventions? Absolutely not. But I understand why, he is more animal than man and should be watched by a handler and no con has the man power to babysit.

When I say Chris is more animal than man I mean this in the nicest way possible. For if I were to judge him as a man I'd have to decree him the worst human being alive.

 

I've done some soul searching and realized he is just like us, just a fellow human trying to get through life

HAHA APRIL FOOLS as if I'd EVER consider that cat-killing mace-spraying psychopath as ANYTHING other than the scum of the earth. And he WILL pay for everything that he has done.

 

To be fair I did die some time ago and can't move onto the afterlife until Chris repents for my death.

Chris killed me.

 

At least he's not a child molester or mass murderer.

 

Ha ha, I got you guys! I bet I really had you!

Actually, this was all one big joke! I don't actually hate Chris at all! I was merely pretending to be an "A-Log" in order to mock actual "A-Log"s! Isn't that funny!? Haha, it's all good! I just can't believe you knuckleheads really fell for it! Hey, better look up, the ceiling says "gullible" on it!

 

Jokes on you guys, I was also pretending to be retarded in this thread!

 

That was totally unexpected. I certainly did not see that coming!

 

oh my GOD guys HELP ME YOU HAVE TO HELP ME

I bought a Sonichu medallion recently, and ever since, the ghost of Christopher has been possessing me and making me like Chris! I have to a-log but he's making me have all this empathy for autistic children! He's ripping into my soul! How do I get him out of meeee!!!

 

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sonichu. The severe lack of any good qualities is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of common sense most of the anti-jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Chris Chan's utterly clueless outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from shit he's seen in Sonic the Hedgehog, for instance. The "fans" understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these idea thefts, to realise that they're not just creatively bankrupt- they say something deep about FANDOMS. As a consequence people who dislike Sonichu truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chris Chan's idiotic catchphrase "ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER" which itself is a cryptic reference to Scrappy-Doo's anti-classic catchphrase. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chris Chan's lack of genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Sonichu tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

Wrong opinion. Chris is a saint.

 

It is hard to hate our Lord and savior Jesus Christine Blue Heart Christopher Christian Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.