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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Skeletor, Feb 24, 2022.

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    As of this post, exactly 22 years ago was the night after the "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER", when the "paid gal-pals" celebrated a little kid style birthday.
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    maybe Null is in a bunker or bomb shelter
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

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    I hope Null is doing OK.

    (at least he doesn't have to deal with anyone DDoSing KF today)
     
  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    and as the CWCki notes, that was probably the best day of Chris's life
    it's been a steady decline with several large drops since then :confused:
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

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    Does Chris wish he could relive that day?

    Maybe even over and over?
     
  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Groundhog Day starring Chris Chan
    it keeps getting worse and worse
    is that the CWC version of hell :confused:
     
  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I always wonder what the gal-pals are up to these days. In particular I wonder how they reacted to the news of what Chris did to Barb.

    His divine punishment is to relive the BlueSpike call every day for all eternity.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    They're probably married to MALE "JERKS" and are likely apalled at what Chris has turned into.
     
  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I wanted cake, thanks for ruining my appetite.
     
  10. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    How many of them are lesbians? It would be funny if Chris ever thought he had a chance with that.
     
  11. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Real talk, I don't think so either but still. Imagine how vindicated Chris would feel if WWIII started on the first birthday he was locked in jail. That would play into his delusions so much.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

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    Over on KF it's been suggested that the crappier his life gets, the stronger the delusions get.

    Back on the day of that BEST BIRTHDAY EVER, he didn't think he was a pony "goddess" antichrist.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    man
    imagine what high school Chris was imagining
    he would get a degree at a community college and then go on to be rich and famous
    even his desire to make Sonichu into a franchise was more realistic than whatever he believes now
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

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    On his big 18th, "Sonichu" wasn't invented yet. That fateful day was in the very next month.

    I imagine he thought he'd have an "office job" - or be a cowboy* - while happily married in the "Adult Chronicles".

    *(Kacey Call 10)
     
  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    yeah, I know, but lots of kids that age think they will become rich and famous
    well, he's infamous now that he had incest with Barb, but that wasn't what he had in mind
    yeah, he thought he would have a nice office job, get married, and have kids named Crystal and Reginald
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

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    Why did he pick "Reginald" anyway?

    As for "Crystal", it seems autistics like the name for some reason. Chris must especially like "Crystal" because he likes "magic rocks", and of course because the name sounds like "Chris".
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Some ween is definitely going to tell him that.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

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    I imagine the "gal-pals" told family and friends they were going to "the birthday party of that one special kid" or something like that.
     
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    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    And we celebrated by this moment happening. We did it, boys. We made it to the point where the documentary talks about the documentary. *high fives entire room*

     
  20. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I tried giving portions of that documentary a watch but it's so off putting. Having seen a lot of Chris's nonsense unfold in real time, he gets things out of order and it's weird.