Favorite Movie Quotes

"Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier (5/9) Movie CLIP - Stand Back! (1989) HD"

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"The cosmos: countless worlds upon worlds, worlds without end. In these galaxies, every possible reality exists, and what is reality on any one world is mere fantasy on all others. Here, all is real and all is illusion. What is, what was, and what will be start here with the words,

Spoiler: In the beginning, there was...

HOWARD THE DUCK

 

"I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! [points to audience/viewer]" - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie

 

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" - canon character Jill Valentine's reaction to Alice (the director's waifu mary sue played by his actual wife), Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
(for @c-no and @RetardBus)

 

I had a bet going that when Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City came out, normie fans who saw the movies but didn't play the games were going to complain that Alice wasn't in it.

I was relieved to be wrong.

I actually liked Welcome To Raccoon City, it wasn't a good movie, but it had a cheesy charm and love for the source material. Ultimately feeling like a fan film with a budget.

 

"Those were 500 dollar sunglasses, you asshole!" - Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat

 

"THE GUN IS GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL!" - Zardoz

 

"The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!" -Also Zardoz

 

"Servo: Monster A Go-Go? I thought this was gonna be Munster Go Home!
. . .
Joel: You know, guys, I got a feeling this is gonna be a tough one.
Crow: Oh, it might not be too bad...
Servo: No, I think Joel's right, this one has "stinkburger" written all over it.
Joel: Yeah...
Crow: [sighs indignantly] C'mon, you can't tell just from the credits!
Joel: No, no, it's a feeling I have. My gut instincts tell me that this is gonna hurt real bad.
Crow: Joel, it's not healthy to have such a negative attitude right out of the gate.
Servo: It's just common sense, Crow. There's a feeling of incompetence already in the air here.
Joel: Yeah, we might as well face up to it...
Crow: Well, I refuse to give in so soon! I'm gonna riff away like it's nobody's business! ...I-I can't think of anything now, but...

(soon...)

Crow: [enthusiastically] Hey, what a coincidence, there were two guys named Bill Rebane! Heh heh...y'know, ya see, 'cause of the thing with the... and the... uh, the guy, the... [deflating] This is gonna suck." - The Monster a Go-Go episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000

Spoiler

Monster a Go-Go itself does not have any good quotes. Or a good anything, for that matter. Just pain.

 

"I'm Fox McCloud! Leader of the legendary Star Fox team! I only care about three things: Keeping the Lylat System safe, fighting with my buds, and doing extreme, dangerous, barrel rolls - Let's go! Then one day, my warp drive exploded, blew a giant hole in the fabric of space and time and I got sucked into a different universe. That's what I get for making a frog my engineer. Now I roam your galaxy, trying to find a way home, doing good, when the price is right. Oh I also have cool space boots." - Fox McCloud disproving another one of MatPat's stupid clickbait "theories", The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

 

"Oh my god, Patrick! It's you Patrick! You're the American Psycho!" - Paul Allen (American Psycho)