Dimensional Merge Shitposting Thread

"That does what it do!"

Spoiler: sauce

I SUMMON POT OF GREED!! Vr Chat - FunkySaturn

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It just says "IMG" on my end.

 

"THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE ISN'T FRU FRU, IT'S DOO DOO!" - Jane Doe

 

Same here. Gotta quote the post, then copy and paste the image link to see said image.

 

You know, when we die during the Dimensional Merge, we might end up getting taken to the afterlife by this cute Brazilian wolf boi:

 

I'm gonna flirt with him, but he's going to be like

"I'm gay, and I don't mean that poetically, figuratively, metaphorically, or any other fancy way. I'm gay~ Straight up!"

 

can you have someone else pee for you in the merge? I'd rather just hire a minority to do it for me, like doordash. then I don't have to keep emptying my bottles. actually never mind I can just hire a minority to do that for me, forget I said anything.

 

If "da merge" happened, would LEGO people appear? Would they be animate plastic or some kind of mechanical beings?

 

You know that scene in House of Wax where that woman finds her friend coated in wax and she tries to rip it off and it just rips his melted skin off?

 

Speaking of live action films, would "da marge" mean movie characters becoming real along with the actors who play them? So there'd be Harrison Ford, a Harrison Ford clone who happens to be Indiana Jones, and another Harrison Ford clone who's Han Solo?

 

I think that's just one of the many things Chris has completely neglected to consider because he only likes cartoons and didn't even consider live-action media. I'm guessing no. I think he did mention there would be cartoon versions of real people though, if they had shows made about them or something. Like how he has his fuckin, I dunno how many meta-OC variants of himself (that shit is getting into genuine schizophrenia behavior ngl)