Dimensional Merge Shitposting Thread

"That does what it do!"

Spoiler: sauce

I SUMMON POT OF GREED!! Vr Chat - FunkySaturn

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It just says "IMG" on my end.

 

"THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE ISN'T FRU FRU, IT'S DOO DOO!" - Jane Doe

 

Same here. Gotta quote the post, then copy and paste the image link to see said image.

 

You know, when we die during the Dimensional Merge, we might end up getting taken to the afterlife by this cute Brazilian wolf boi:

 

I'm gonna flirt with him, but he's going to be like

"I'm gay, and I don't mean that poetically, figuratively, metaphorically, or any other fancy way. I'm gay~ Straight up!"

 

can you have someone else pee for you in the merge? I'd rather just hire a minority to do it for me, like doordash. then I don't have to keep emptying my bottles. actually never mind I can just hire a minority to do that for me, forget I said anything.

 

If "da merge" happened, would LEGO people appear? Would they be animate plastic or some kind of mechanical beings?

 

You know that scene in House of Wax where that woman finds her friend coated in wax and she tries to rip it off and it just rips his melted skin off?

 

Speaking of live action films, would "da marge" mean movie characters becoming real along with the actors who play them? So there'd be Harrison Ford, a Harrison Ford clone who happens to be Indiana Jones, and another Harrison Ford clone who's Han Solo?

 

I think that's just one of the many things Chris has completely neglected to consider because he only likes cartoons and didn't even consider live-action media. I'm guessing no. I think he did mention there would be cartoon versions of real people though, if they had shows made about them or something. Like how he has his fuckin, I dunno how many meta-OC variants of himself (that shit is getting into genuine schizophrenia behavior ngl)

 

Imagine we get damphirs in the Dimensional Merge, but rather than them being anyone cool like Alucard or Blade, we instead get thousands of Blubberellas.

 

With the notable exception of Mary Poppins and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Those movies could even be seen as a blueprint for how a "dimensional merge" with cartoons could look.

(there's some scenes that combine live action with animation)

 

Chris has displayed influence from those pieces of media from an early age, surely. He's even admitted as much. But I think he forgot about them because they were an introduction to the concept of cartoons (and therefor his imagination) influencing reality, not so much the idea of "real people" being with cartoons. Just like when he thought he enjoyed straight porn but was vocal about hating seeing men, then caved and admitted he preferred lesbian porn. He's autistic, he wants the whole world to be simple; no diversity, difference, conflict, change or discomfort, even if it's bland as hell. He wants the world to be a saturday morning cartoon, because he tried mixing them and realized he'd rather just have the cartoon.

 

I don't think it is just autism alone, as there are people with autism who don't want a bland and uniform world. It's also his stupidity and big fat ego that make him that way.

 

With that kind of anti-logic, Matt Damon would become his Team America counterpart when DA MERGE happens.

 

I would love to see [Cool Character played by Controversial Actor] beat up [Controversial Actor]

Cliff Huxtable and Bill Cosby
Hades and James Woods
Hercules and Kevin Sorbo
Mad Max and Mel Gibson
Bart Simpson and Nancy Cartwright (She's a recruiter for Scientology)

Just take your fucking pick with this joke. It's a fill in the blanks!

Oooh Screech and Dustin Diamond...... though Dustin Diamond is dead already...

Seeing Tim Allen get put on the naughty list by Santa Claus would be amusing, or maybe Santa gives him a Buzz Lightyear that play japes on him.

 

I'm just waiting for all the Danny DeVitos to enter DA MERGE. Just imagine, Frank Reynolds, Harry Wormwood, The Penguin, Philoctetes, and the movie version of Wario*, all in the same room.
(*voiced by Danny DeVito in our hearts.)

 

I can't wait to see the autistic screeching and virgins with rage that'll fight over whatever dumb shit there is like:
New Vegas fanboys and "lore purist" or whatever the fuck it is for Fallout try to murder the Fallout TV show characters
Any weeb that violently is against a canon pairing of their favorite anime.


As an alt to counter that, I can already see OC's wanting to murder their creators. Especially the gooner pornographic ones that existed for someone's degenerate and fucked up fetish.

Oof on the last one with Bart and Cartwright. I didn't know she was a recruiter.