DeviantArt Horrors - CWCki Club Edition

Dobson? Is that you?

 

Spoiler: This is a picture from January 2007, nine months before Chris and Sonichu were discovered by the internet.

Name: Sakura Alexis Xaxvquasiza Audio-Science Stephanie Maryanne-Susan Pikachu Primrose Money Michael Jackson the Hedgehog

Age: Thousands of years old, but looks 16.

Sex: Female...we think...

Eyes: Blue LIKE THE SPARKLING OCEANS OF THE MEDETRRNIAN and crap...

Fur: Yellow like the urinated-on melting ice-caps of the medeterranian...

Markings: Red spots on cheeks, brown stripes on back, black-tipped ears like the somthing of the medeterranian... and other stuff I don't wanna describe. Just look at the @#$& picture!

Relatives: She's Sonic, Pikachu and Ears (Tails' sister)'s daughter, Knuckles' mother, Cream's Aunt, Blaze's brother, and Amy's second cousin seventeen times removed by marrige.

Friends: Uzumaki Naruto, Sakura (CLAMP, Naruto, Pokemon, and Hyper Police), Ed Elric, Ash Ketchum, Vampire Hunter D, Father Nightroad, and many many more...

Powers: Jumps dementions and freezes time, shoots thunderbolts, immortal, shoots spirit energy, flight (w/ or w/out tails), super-speed, laser beams, fire, holy powers, magic, ice breath, super strength, super hearing, teleporting, transforms into a vampire-werewolf

Other Abilities: Color-changing Eyes, Healing Magic, Levitates Stuff, Sees the Future, Legal

Signature Attacks: SpinDash, Kamehameha, Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, Ribbon Strawberry Check, Thundershock, Pro-Life, Blatant Copyright Infringement

Weapons: Fuuma Shuriken, Keyblade, Keywand, PokeBalls, Magic Wand, Sword, Golden Tiger Claws, Pikopiko hammer (she uses it better than Amy), Condoms

Hikari's Powers: Shapeshifts, time-travels, turns into DarkHikari when Sakura turns into a vampire-werewolf, and smallows all of Sakura's weapons until she needs them. Then he poops them out ^^

Personality: Sakura may come off as mean sometimes, and she has a firey temper, but is friendly and likes to help others. She loves everyone, even her enemies, and cries whenver she kills someone. She is suspicious of others all the time, due to being abused by her parents in her childhood. She's also a Republican.

History:

Sakura was born when Sonic went to the future in a time machine and had a threesome with Tails' long-lost sister Millie "Ears" Prower and Pikachu on the planet Saiya, so Sakura is the Princess of all Saiyans and has all the Saiyan powers. Also, she inherited Sonic's speed, and is even faster than him. Maybe even twice as fast. One day when she was six she accidentally sneezed and blew up Saiya, and the family had to move. Sonic went back to the past before she was born, so she never got to meet her father (well, one of her fathers).

Tails' sister and Pikachu raised her the best they could in a huge mansion in the Cardcaptors Universe. Her parents were very kind and always treated her well. Cardcaptor Sakura was her godmother, and was named after her. Cardcaptor Sakura also taught Hedgehog Sakura to be the best Cardcaptor ever, and gave her a keywand.

At the age of eleven, her parents and their parents and all her friends and their friends (well, basically everyone she ever knew, cared about, or saw on the street) were killed by Deidara's arm and a bunch of Soul Reapers. After that she decided she hated all Soul Reapers and diembodied human arms. She swore revenge on the owner of the arm, Soul Reapers, and Dr. Eggman.

Sakura decided to leave the Cardcaptor universe in search of her father Sonic, and went to the Pokemon world, where she caught all the Pokemon that there ever were and ever will be, even the ones that don't exist yet, and the ones that will never exist. Also, she caught Hikari, a Mewseventytwelve who was a once-in-1,000,000.59-lifetimes Pokemon who is cousin to Mew.

With help from Hikari and her other Pokemon, she became a Pokemon Matser and then when she left the Pokemon world, she let all her Pokemon go because freedom was best for them, but she took Hikari since he wouldn't leave her. On other transdementional trip, she went to the Naruto world (where she killed Kakashi, Deidara, and the rest of the Akatsuki), the Bleach universe, the Full Metal Alchemist place, Digimon world, Tokyo Mew Mew's universe, and the Monster Rancher worlds, scouring each for Sonic.

During her transgen-I mean transdementional adventures Sakura came to hold many titles, including, but not limited to: Akatsuki Member, Monster Rancher, Digimon Tamer, Pokemon Master, Mew-Mew, ANBU Black Ops Ninja, Cardcaptor, Vandal Buster, Powerpuff Girl, Vampire-Werewolf, Soul Reaper, Dragon Rider, Witch, Dues, ARMs Master, Monster Master and Real Boy.

She has the power to destroy the Universe, but she doesn't do it because she's so nice, and when she finally went to the Sonic world, she was regarded as a savior for killing Dr. Robotnik and became God of everything. Then, when she finally found Sonic, and they fell in love and got married. She married Tails too. Hikari married Amy, Cream, and Rouge, but he dumped Amy later for Blaze. And they had hybrid Hedgehog/Pikachu/Fox/Mew/Bat/Whatever babies. THE END.

This is a contest entry for it HAD to be this bad, yes. Don't kill me Sonic Fandom! Also, the inconsistancies are all quite intentional.

 

Spoiler: autistic ponification is autistic

I honestly have no idea why bronies make these ponification drawings. Every explanation and excuse I've come across only succeeds in making this trend even more autistic.

Spoiler: Who it's suppose to be

 

if you skip to the end, the whole thing was meant to be bad for a bad sonic oc contest

 

I know.

 

Oh

 

The color and wings were unnecesary

 

It's been a while...

 

Did that character just shit itself?

 

Please dont be a pee pee

 

A veritable cornucopia of autism:

Spoiler: Some NSFW

 

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I honestly thought that this was supposed to be bad on purpose at first

 

Spoiler: bad

 

The Sonic drawing isn't as bad as some of the other shit in this post. That's a shock.

 

guy must be a beginner with guns, but it looks fine in my opinion.

 

Spoiler: o no

 

Is that....furry-Link with fatsacks for tits?

 

Optics so far forward that they are useless, carrying handle to far forward making the weapon unbalanced. Also the stock is lower than the barrel, recoil is going to be a problem.

 

now that you talk about it like that, now I see the problem!