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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Even that's on the decline, at least in the U.S. Divorce rates are ever-climbing and 70% of them are initiated by women. Even if Chris did get himself somebody naive enough to try being his mommy-wife (like Fiona), it wouldn't have lasted.
     
    Cyan, Oct 11, 2022
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  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I don't think there's a place for a human relationship in Chris's imaginary harem, sure I can see him still trying get girls but just about everything in his life has to be filtered through his merge/godhood idiotlogy. The only people Chris could ever be in a real relationship with at this point are people who believe him wholesale, i.e. total mental cases, lets hope he never starts a real cult.
     
    One Too Many, Oct 11, 2022
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  3. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Unfortunately, they do exist. Just look at Jacob Sockness.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 11, 2022
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  4. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    The topic might be worth it's own thread but the one thing that's holding Chris back from being a cult leader (apart from being in jail) is that he has no charisma.
     
    One Too Many, Oct 11, 2022
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  5. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    He kind of is one though.
     
    Wordsworth, Oct 12, 2022
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  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Pulled this from the cwcki.
     
    Cyan, Oct 23, 2022
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So in other words, weens weening yet again?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 23, 2022
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  8. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    No this was an old email reserved by a someone who asked Hailberg why the case was sealed, it was probably Chris's internet infamy more than weens that sealed the case, though people mass calling the jail didn't help.
     
    One Too Many, Oct 23, 2022
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Has anyone tried calling the jail yet?"

    - a random text on the farms from the December 2014 GameStop incident
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 23, 2022
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  10. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Has anyone tried hiring a skywriter?
     
    Henry Bemis, Oct 24, 2022
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  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Has anyone gone undercover in the jail?
     
    Minimal Effort, Oct 26, 2022
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  12. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    They'd need to do what 4chan tried during the He Will Not Divide Us raids. They'd need to mass apply for jobs as janitors, guards and security so they can spy on Chris in their spare time or steal shit that he makes/uses there.
    It'd be the final form of weenery, Salaried with health insurance.
     
    Congratulations, Oct 30, 2022
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  13. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Two new jail drawings dated August 29th:

    Jailart8-29-2.jpg
    A lovely discussion between three of the Chris(t) Chans out of the council of Chris Chans with their partner/friend with them over warm tea. Featuring Grand Elder Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu of timeline 4D in the center, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Sonicha Sonichu of Timeline 4D's Genderbent Universe on the left, and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu from the Central Universe of Timeline 38961H on the right.

    Jailart8-29-3.jpg
    A portray of my literal first encounter with my Shattered Glass Universe self-counterpart. Laying it down for you ALL: That Christ Chan is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ of Nazareth of that alt universe. In one summary, S.G. Christ Chan Sonichu makes our Universe's Antichrist look like a Mormon in comparison. Aside from that, his human form is permanently disabled, so he's stuck in his Sonichu form. And I have Energy Bended him from being able to bend energy or minds, disabled his ability to manifest portals, and disabled his God Form personally. He and his group are ones we Never Want in our Universe, Period. As if S.G. Optimus Prime and Negaduck were not bad enough from there.
     
    One Too Many, Nov 3, 2022
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  14. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I know we complain about weens including the Praetors, but let's face it. In a few years' time, maybe after Chris dies, these drawings are going to be worth a ton.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Nov 3, 2022
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  15. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    The fuck is the Shattered Glass Universe? Why are there 3 Chrises? The universe can barely handle the one we've got.
     
    Anya, Nov 3, 2022
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    You know how you feel when you're in delirium from a fever? A really bad fever?

    Seems CWC is in that all the time: a haze of Saturday morning cartoons and ego.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 3, 2022
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  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Are Sonichu and Magi-Chan fighting?
     
    Skeletor, Nov 4, 2022
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  18. Waitin' To Ruin His Fun

    Waitin' To Ruin His Fun OH GOOD, YER BACK

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    What the fuck is this inane, masturbatory shit?
     
    Waitin' To Ruin His Fun, Nov 4, 2022
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  19. Congratulations

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    Nothing we shouldn't expect from chris anymore. Point, laugh and wait for the next batch of dumb.
     
    Congratulations, Nov 4, 2022
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That's a good summary of the Life of Fail.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 4, 2022
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