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Legal Chris in the Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. Waitin' To Ruin His Fun

    Waitin' To Ruin His Fun OH GOOD, YER BACK

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    Joking responses aside, that's an interesting point. While the Trolls always managed to find an 'in' with Chris during the Classic, it's no different to what's happened since. Any sufficiently determined Troll will find that 'in', usually via flattery or otherwise generally playing along with Chris's sorry little delusions.

    What could be worth considering is that the Internet Lumberjack may have been a good influence on Chris handling Trolls. Barb didn't seem to much care one way or another (which it could also be argued is the best possible way that Chris should have responded to the Trolls), but Bob appeared to have had a deadpan, effective way of dealing with them - that marvellous call where he reduces a JULAAAAY!-ing group of Trolls to embarrassed silence being a prime example.

    That, maybe, is it. Borb - between them - had the best ways of dealing with Trolls - ignore them entirely, or dismiss them. Just don't let them get to you. With Bob gone and Barb not that far behind, those lessons aren't being reinforced on any level and haven't been for some time now. Chris, frustratingly, does seem to have some capacity to recognise Trolls and discard them - but, as the likes of Jessica Quinn, Jacob Sockness, the Idea Guys and Janke keep on proving, the way to Chris's heart-shattering is through his self-important gullibility.
     
  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 !NAMOW TNAW

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    Chris actually managed to shut off Jack Thaddeus. Imagine if he had been that way with other trolls.
     
  3. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    I think his humiliation fetish played a big part in not cutting off trolls.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    :confused:
     
  5. Tom Tom Club

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    Chris also had that rule about not dating fat chicks, but when he went on a date with one, he still tried to grope her until she said she wasn’t interested.

    He can protest all he wants, but he will give it up to any woman in his near vicinity whether they like it or not.
     
  6. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 !NAMOW TNAW

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    If it has a china he’s onto it. That’s the only rule.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    But as a convention he was banned from and a grand number of other evidence shows, a pickle may not be out.
     
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  8. Matthew B Bennett

    Matthew B Bennett New Member

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    Honestly, what wouldn't chris grope? Im honestly proud of him for stopping when she said no. That's character right there.
     
  9. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    He was probably not as confident of a rapist then as he is now.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Chris is kind of vile.
     
  11. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Chris has always been very entitled with his views towards women. Depressingly we really aught to have seen his previous predatory actions as Foreshadowing.
     
  12. John_doe26

    John_doe26 Is anybody out there?

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    You just now realize that?
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    nah

    (just understating the obvious)
     
  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris had really strict requirements on his Dating Attraction sign many many years ago. I suppose his standards have decreased since then.
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 !NAMOW TNAW

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    Still not enough that he would date an autistic girl though.
     
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  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    most autistic girls that are on Chris's level don't exactly have the capabilities to be the mommy wife that he wants. Of course, mommy wife means something totally different to Chris nowadays.
     
  17. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE Staff Member Moderator

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    Even if they weren't autistic, most women don't have it in them to be a mommy-wife to a grown ass man. Eventually they'd have enough and divorce him.
     
  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    The only exception I notice is if they are religious and divorce means they would get ostracized from their church and whatnot or they don't have a means to be on their own.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Especially if said guy is an extreme egotist with a single-digit mental age.
     
  20. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz Obscure Mario series furry waifu

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    I just threw up in my mouth after reading that last sentence. Thanks for that.