Chris faking the Dimensional Merge

I'll admit, I laughed at the last part because it's fucking true. I wouldn't be surprised at incel's hating women since they'll pull up some grievance or use one incident of a shit action or a woman whose a legit POS to say how all women are terrible. Literally all different flavors of mental gymnastics they'll do even with a population of "horny bimbo Sexy Dolls."

 

Sadly as a woman myself, there have been times where I've been like

"Okay, I'm bored, we're horny, wanna fuck?"

And the guy agrees to it, but he keeps going on about how all women are bitches and how "Hitler was pretty cool actually", and I'm like... "Nevermind, I gotta go."

Much to the dude's distress and assurances that he thought I was different, vague threats are made, and I go home secure that he's too much of a pussy to act on those threats.

Incels will talk women out of sleeping with them, it's... amazing, their virginity is just that powerful.

 

Chris Chan was very much an incel before incels even called themselves incels. Rosechu was just Amy Rose without any competence, personality, or any kind of purpose beyond being Sonichu's personal fuck doll, and the rest of the Rosechus aren't much better. And there's also this:

"THE LADIES ARE UNABLE TO NOTICE MY PERSON, BECAUSE THEY MOSTLY HAVE SHOPPING ON THEIR MINDS"
And that's just from the comics.

 

One thing I love about Chris is how innocent he acts despite being such a hateful person, he's literally the only person I know of who is both a misogynist AND a misandrist.

 

So close to getting laid and yet these incels manage to fuck up with not only misogyny AND sucking off Hitler. They say "never stick your dick in crazy" but in this case, the other version that is "never get dick from crazy" was thankfully upheld. Side note, the people that go on the latter manage to make me roll my eyes. I will never see how Hitler was actually a good guy or how we in the US "helped the wrong side." These wehraboos and neo-nazis really should fuck off with their dick sucking of Hitler and no amount of "history written by the victors" and "Allied war crimes" will convince me otherwise especially when knowing of shit like Auschwitz.

I know this is just going off by one comic page alone but even as the incel before incels, Chris manages to not sound ragingly hateful to women compared to some idiot screeching on how women will only go for men that either look good or have a shit ton of money.

I don't know if it's an irony since I haven't looked back on all the CWCKI pages but Chris manages to in some weird and warped way be more respectful of women simply by not having the same ideas of incels in thinking they just love to do shopping rather than thinking of them all as brainless bimbo blowup dolls that want to fuck Chad. And Chris' view of women is still fucked and warped. Chris at the very least wasn't raised up on crap like MGTOW and loveshy's the latter being what crawled so incels could fly. Meanwhile we get guys thinking the reason women don't want them is just because of crap spewed by tards like Andrew Tate and anyone trying to shill out some kind of "red pill" crap.

 

Chris is weirdly likable, not in a charismatic way where you just wanna believe in what he says or any cult of personality type shit. More like a pet who barks at the mailman, not understanding why this stranger shows up, leaves bills that make master angry, and then runs off.

They say that evil is a spectrum of Malice and Stupidity, and the reason Chris is somewhat likable to the point where he has a Youtube career despite doing shit that would get most people cancelled if they were so much as rumored to have taken place, is because on this spectrum Chris falls firmly on the stupid scale of it. No malice to be found, I believe that even when it comes to what happened with his mother that Chris somehow believed this dementia ridden woman calling out in pain was consenting, that somehow he was actually helping her.

So we don't mind that this dog we call Chris, barks at the mailman, he doesn't know any better. This doesn't mean we let him maul the proverbial mailman to death, the mailman's just doing his job and does not deserve what the dog wishes to do to him, so we chain him up in the yard.

I will admit some discomfort in comparing Chris to an animal, because honestly I feel like a Nazi talking about another human being this way. Yet in Chris' case I think it's understandable if you see what I'm really getting at. I don't think anyone reasonable is going to claim that Chris is a rational level-headed human being capable of making good decisions.

Chris sees himself as the hero and wants to uphold justice and truth, the problem comes from the fact that he doesn't know what justice and truth are. He just knows that good guys get rewarded and bad guys get punished, so since he sees himself as a good guy he should be rewarded, and since he sees Michael Snyder as a bad guy he should be punished. Chris is developmentally disabled and is incapable of knowing better.

This puts him above your average toxic streamer type who whines that women won't fuck him, because they're all bitches who don't deserve any rights. When Chris says women are too distracted by shopping, he doesn't mean anything bad by it, he means that women are supposed to love him, but something has happened to prevent women from fulfilling their end of the social contract. It's almost admirable that he sees women as being inconvenienced themselves instead of being irredeemably evil like your average incel.

Especially since Chris isn't completely wrong in his logic. We live in a society *laugh track* where men and women are given strict instruction on the right way to be a man and the right way to be a woman. Where this fucked up and created incels is that a man has sex all the time (but only with women, anything else would be totally gay!) in order to prove his masculinity, and women never have sex ever to protect their purity. This is fuckingh stupid, and following it created a society where men are horny and women are discouraged from even pretending that they know what sex is in public. A recipe for blue balls that we can ultimately blame on the patriarchy not thinking things through. It has has the side-effect of infantilizing women and breeding sexist "A woman is like a child" weirdos

Ultimately Chris' view of the world is rather robotic and must fit a certain formula, since it doesn't, then the world is wrong, and he knows what the world is supposed to be like because he was told that it wasn't this. Who told him? He told himself by blatantly misinterpreted children's media and lessons from his peers. He knows good people get rewarded and bad people get punished, and strives to be a good person. The problem is Chris doesn't know the difference between a good and bad person beyond the self-identifying factors we see in media made for young children.

The fact that Chris WANTS to be good, but doesn't know what good is, is why we love him and not... someone like say Elon Musk who strives to be a racially motivated transphobic dictator and has gone on public tirades about how empathy is a "glitch" and should be stamped out. (Not kidding, he actually said this and recently, on an episode of Joe Rogan)

Sure both are autistic manchildren, but in his own fucked up little way, Chris TRIES to be a good person, he's merely incapable of knowing how to be one.

 

Funnily enough on malice, Chris had some of that with people like Snyder and in more recent times, the incest saga itself. That said even before the parking lot incident of the Game Place with Snyder, the worse Chris did was just the attraction sign crap and revealing very disgusting or stupid things like "recycling" semen. And with the misogyny Chris had shown, it is pretty mild as well compared to incels with the whole shopping thing. I don't know a lot about autism and child rearing but I wouldn't be surprised at Borb's lack of knowledge on autism along with raising an autistic child meant they both fucked up in giving Chris a better grasp of things. Chris' thinking is pretty much black and white with the whole "good guys win, bad guys get punished" thing.

And with the last part you mention of Musk going on empathy being a glitch, it's funnier when remembering how CWCville had shit Chris thought up like "soup hotels" for homeless people. Meanwhile Musk hasn't made mention of anything beneficial to others beyond the bullshit that was the "hyperloop" and Starlink which at this point I won't be surprised if some other companies make their own version. Helps that since Musk is buddies with Trump and the US government is making moves that alienate its allies, I won't be surprised if the EU or China makes their own Starlink. Especially if for the EU, Trump or Musk cuts off Starlink to the Ukrainian military.

 

Exactly, while we all give Chris shit for how self-serving CWCville is....

You have to acknowledge that in CWCville he does what he believes is right.
What he believes is right is fucking stupid, but his heart is in the right place. He just doesn't have a brain.

Tobacco kills people, so put it all on the moon, not the sun because the second hand smoke would kill us.

Even though banning Tobacco outright is a horrible idea because depriving people who are addicted to something, that something, will hurt and possibly kill them, and that's not really how the sun works because even if smoke could travel in space the sun is too damn far away.... you have to applaud that in his childish mind he say "This thing hurts people, let's get rid of it."

He demonized smokers the same way politicians demonize drug addiction because he's on that "Addiction is a moral failure, not a disease." bullshit, but you can still see that his thought process is ultimately "This thing hurts people, I want to get rid of it."

As selfish as Chris is, there's something heartwarming about realizing that he is only selfish because he believes good is the effect, not the cause. Because he is incapable of knowing better.

It's not that he can't make a sacrifice, it's that he was raised to believe that a sacrifice will ultimately result in good things for the person making it. So when that doesn't happen he just gets confused.

The best proof of this is when his PSN Account was taken hostage AND Julay was "kidnapped", and the trolls told him to pick one to get back.
He picks Julay and then is legitimately weirded out when he doesn't get his PSN Account.

It's not that he's being a whiny baby who can't handle not getting what he wants. It's that he understands sacrifice as "If you refuse selfish choices, you get what you wanted AND something extra" in a very literal way.. so picking Julay's freedom means he gets that AND a reward.

Honestly I blame his lack of media literacy and Barb bribing him into speaking with Transformers toys.

It's that his understanding of Sacrifice is believing "The Fairy in the Lake" parable applies universally, and if he were smart enough to know what sacrifice is, he'd just fucking call PSN and explain that he got hacked instead of doing this shit.

Chris wants the world to be a good place for everyone, he's just too stupid to know what that means

PS: For those who have never heard of the Fairy in the Lake, it's a Japanese thing, goes like this.

A Woodcutter accidentally drops his dull old rusty axe in a lake

A Fairy shows up offering him either an enchanted Silver Axe or a valuable Golden Axe, but he must only choose "That which he dropped in"

He tells her that his was neither of those, that his axe was a worthless rusty piece of shit. So she gives him all three axes to reward his honesty.

He tells a friend about this faerie and her gifts, and he finds the same lake. He throws in his wallet with all his money.

So the Faerie shows up with this fat ass wallet loaded to the gills with gold and jewels.

The guy says "Yeah, that's definitely mine"

The Faerie scolds him for being a liar and vanishes, giving him two things as she does: Jack and shit.

So now he's broke because he was not only a liar, but stupid enough to throw all of his money into a lake hoping some big tits bimbo would pay him to do so.

If this sounds familiar to you and you haven't heard this story: It was a puzzle in The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past in which successfully completing it upgrades the Boomerang into the Magic Boomerang and the subject of an episode in Doraemon; in which the story was recreated in the future with a device that upgrades children's toys if they past a test of truth-telling, but destroys the toys if they fail it, as a way of teaching honesty.

 

Isn't that Greek mythology that the Japanese like?

 

Possible, I've only seen it referenced in Japanese Media, so I just assumed

 

Looked it up: it's The Honest Woodcutter, one of Aesop's Fables. In the original story he is not a fairy, he's Hermes.

The Honest Woodcutter - Wikipedia

 

Pretty much. Chris' thinking is more or less a childish understanding thanks to all the things there were like whatever cartoons Chris watched over the years. No deeper level of thinking over it or understanding finer details of how addiction can be crippling for many and why withdrawal is a bitch beyond "my body needs a fix" but can go "my body needs it or I will legit die, I'm not even fucking kidding." As you said, Chris is too stupid to understand. And lack of media literacy aside, one has to remember Chris grew up in the 80's and 90's where we had things like DARE and "winners don't do drugs" so in some defense, Chris wasn't unique with that level of thinking. It's only upon reaching the later years and not getting a better understanding of addiction that you get the whole "addiction is a moral failure" and not just a physical ailment that makes your body require it in some cases, like alcoholics needing a drink since their body got use to alcohol that depriving them of it can have fatal consequences.

Also funny you bring that story about the Fairy in the Lake. Silent Hill 3 also had that in it and lying to the fairy gives you jack shit in depriving you of the pipe. One better have the katana by then. Otherwise being truthful gives you two more pipes that are just pretty in appearances of gold and silver pipes.