Chandler Thanksgiving 2021

This was the first time the Chandlers spent Thanksgiving separately. Bob in Heaven, Barb at 14 B., and Chris in jail. How do you think it went? Do you think they gave Chris any turkey in jail? Did Barb even know it was Thanksgiving?

 

The Berenstain Timeline truly is disturbing.

 

She sat on her holey buttocks watching television all day.

 

Last year the worst thing to happen on Thanksgiving was a drawing of Pikachu roasted like a turkey.

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1332187798527479808

 

Bob is having Thanksgiving up in the heavens, thankful that he was freed from life before it happened.

 

>implying bob went to heaven

 

Had Bob still been around, Chris may not have gone far into the "Tomgirl" thing.

The October 2011 incident may not have happened.

The December 2014 incident may not have happened either.

And it's highly unlikely what led to the "Jail of Fail" would've happened.

In short, Chris could be much better off if Bob was still around, although Bob would've been almost 100 now.

 

Bob tried his best to discipline Chris. However, both of his parents inculcated in him the identity of a victim, which caused him to never take responsibility. So Chris was always bound to fail. Perhaps it's a question of degree.

 

Would Bob without his heart problems and feet bloatings really be Bob though?

 

There's a very revealing moment in this video (2:15)

Spoiler

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! [He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward and picks up the Autism figure] Uh, hey y'all, [sighs] you're always beatin' me up on the brain, you frickin' autism, ya- [Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo] I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! [Knocks Chris figure over] You always, you slow me down in the head and lay me down, and I can't socialize as well! [Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it] And not only that, but you bring me, you make my parents have to send me to all the...institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything, makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang...gone...mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

 

What if "Electric Hedgehog Power" is another way of saying "severe autism" IRL?

 

That can be the Miscreants group song: "Do They Know It's Thanksgiving (At Branchland Court). It can be the "We Are The World" for 'spergs like us.