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Ponies BronyCon 2019, The End of Brongelion

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Jul 31, 2019.

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What will it take to take care of the pain of BronyCon 2019?

  1. Glass of water

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
  2. Aspirin

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%
  3. Two Xanax

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%
  4. Heroin

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%
  5. Drinking that would put Hemingway's liver to shame

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%
  6. Drug use that would put Hunter S. Thompson bloodstream to shame

    13 vote(s)
    56.5%
  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris probably thought that was just a suggestion, not a dire alert.
     
  2. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    I mean, a lot of people ignore them, especially if nothing seems wrong with the car and they have like no money, so probably.
     
  3. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    He probably couldn't see the light through the food, grease and questionable stains on the dashboard.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "The End of Brongelion"

    BronyCon 2019 really was the last pony convention Chris ever went to.
     
  5. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    And the last he'll ever go to.
     
  6. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    "Congratulations" we all say to Chris as the OG lolcow and brony stands in some plain that resembles either the places Chris been to or some form of CWCville. And in the end, someone shouts JULAAAAAY.
     
  7. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    The only fitting sendoff for Chris at this point is "rest in piss" written in comic sans, accompanied by a cacophony of fart noises, vine boom sound effects, and racial slurs.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "La commedia è finita!"

    The ED article on CWC has gone with the end of Pagliacci.

    (Mario Lanza Pagliacci - YouTube)
     
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  9. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Are bronies still a thing?
     
  10. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I've always kind of leaned more toward a "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow" mental fantasy comic book ending in Chris' own mind, while the reality of the saga ending drifts more towards the plot of No Exit in real life is how I frame it for myself. Maybe that will still hold and I just need to add more clopping though?
     
  11. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Probably, but there's not as many and they're less visible now.
     
  12. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Good
     
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  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I'm convinced that if Chris had gone to that brony convention in Seattle he would have assaulted someone over all the G5 merchandise and ended up in jail. Nothing much changed.
     
  14. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    He supposedly promised the suitress that he would keep his temper in check for the convention IIRC. Of course, knowing how much Chris's word means, this doesn't mean anything. Who knows? Maybe we would have actually seen the first ever instance of Chris learning from his mistakes.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris could've been "the dog in American's favorite game" literally then.

    [rates Optimistic]
     
  16. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    That's kind of a hard call to make. Despite Chris's anger and sense of entitlement, he is a major coward. If he were at the convention at Seattle, would he mistakenly think the power was on his side.

    Let's not forget, everytime he tried to pop of to Liquid Matthew in the Father Call, he would quickly back down when Liquid would come back with more force.
     
  17. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I'm not sure. After the whole blue arms thing, when he got out of jail he was still mad at Sega and insisted that it was their fault he got arrested. He also never backed down from his threats towards Trump (I think).
     
  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    It’s crazy that in 40 years Chris has only ever left his hometown to go to a few anime conventions and the one Ohio trip.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    There's also some other conventions like the Mythbusters one.

    Also he once went to California to see Cole, which was the only plane trip he went on.
     
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  20. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Wow I didn’t know he went all the way to California. Quite an epic journey for him.