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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Yeah, he's written and said similar stuff before, but that's a lot of autism and lunacy in one place
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The thinking he's Jesus thing is out of left field though. :confused:

    So now he thinks he's a "goddess" of an old 64 KB RAM microcomputer from 1982 and a "reincarnation of Christ"?
     
  3. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Pray to Christ-Chan and The Bear.
     
  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  5. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    I'll admit to tuning out of Chris' madness a bit around the Idea Guys Saga, but this seems nuttier than usual for him. Gone from a bunch of bananas to the full tree with this.
     
  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Since chris is in jail and not prison, he does not get his own t.v. He gets to watch it in the common area with all the other inmates at appointed times.

    I dont think his lawyer put him up to writing that letter. If you strip away most of the delusional bull shit. That letter could be used as evidence of an admission of guilt in court. Unless the lawyer wants to wrap the case up quickly and doesnt give a damn about what happens to his client, then this is classic chris behavior of proving himself correct in his actions.
     
  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I don't think the lawyer put him up to that either, because the lawyer and Chris can discuss stuff confidentially. I think the lawyer would have told him not to talk about the case in his letters and that the jail can read his mail.

    So CWC may have screwed himself over again
     
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  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Exactly. The part where he literally writes that God commanded him to fuck the sins out of Barb, a lawyer would have to be insane to look at that and go "Cool, ok Chris, go ahead and mail that out."

    Unless, as Minimal Effort stated, the lawyer doesn't give two shits and wants to wrap this up as fast as possible.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    fixed?

    (can't find the quote on CWCki for some reason)
     
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  10. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Have people done their homework on Heilberg? At a glance, he doesn't seem like the type who'd resort to something like this as a Hail Mary.

    For me, Occam's Razor suggests this is either prison reading or the earnest efforts of a jail chaplain trying to break through to Chris, and the only thing that's changing is Chris's vocabulary is now more Christian than it's been in a long time.

    Then again, Occam's Razor does not cut Chris-Chan cleanly.
     
  11. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Had a busy weekend so sorry if im late but I just wanted to break down the batshit letter to Null. If you haven’t read it, I suggest you do.
    1.) I think Null has the most complex relationship with Chris ever at this point. He’s gone from troll (owner of Kiwi) to hero (fire care package) to troll again (Chris thought Null fucked up the fire relief check) to hero (becoming a guard dog) to troll (not buying into the merge fantasy) to hero again (helping Chris get to Evergreen) to troll once again (telling the public Chris stole from Barb)
    2.) I don’t think Chris really understands the gravity of the situation. Chris will probably never see Barb again, and may never see 14bc again. Chris is mad that Null talked about the $750, which is the least of his concerns.
    3.) Chris gave out a Bible verse, meaning Chris has somehow remembered his time in Church, or may now be in some Bible study while in prison.
    4.) The Bible verse is below
    Basically it’s a “reap what you sow” story.


    There’s not much else to say until November.
     
  12. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Chris is talking zero responsibility for what happened, if his lawyer can't convince him that's a bad idea then he's screwed.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's like 2014 all over again where he was all "In the END, I WAS the Victim;".
     
  14. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I don't think the Christ focus is inspired by his lawyer, or not the lawyer alone anyways. Chris isn't putting all of his egotistical mysticism bullshit on Twitter anymore, he's dealing with a lot more people face-to-face than he was at home. I doubt most of the people he's come into contact with the past couple of months have any involvement in fandom, so when he runs his mouth off about being a goddess and the merge and shit, people are probably responding with what they know, like "What, you mean like Jesus or something?"

    And Chris being Chris probably took that to mean whatever he wanted it to.
     
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  15. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    That's a CWC forum slogan, if ever one was written.
     
  16. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Honestly, this doesn't surprise me. Christians get so rock-hard about the idea of being persecuted that any minor inconvenience is "tEh MaRk oF tEh FeAsT" or "tEh fIrSt sIgN oF n ThYme" for them. Add Chris's massive ego to the mix and this is just the natural outcome.

    *fedora tipping intensifies*
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Seems Chris' bloated, morbidly obese, ginormous, big fat ego led him to thinking he's Jesus.

    And to think it may have all begun with winning a cartoon hedgehog sweepstakes in the 1990s.
     
  18. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    The thought occurs: What does this Jesus-identifying business say about Chris's current gender identity? Note the phrasing "Jesus Christ, Himself." Back when Chris started identifying as a female and all that deep-set Christianity started going wishy-washy, freakin' Emmanuel God became "Emmanuelle," in lock-step with that revelation. Is Chris's femininity at a low ebb?

    Or am I simply putting more thought into this than Chris ever will?

    EDIT: Rereading the missive: There's mention of "Emanuel...herself." Masculine name, feminine pronoun.
     
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  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think a simple explanation is that Chris lives in a state of endless delirium now.
     
  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    chris being forced out of his comfort zone and into the adult world is something he was never prepared for. 50/50 split on if reality will finaly win or his mind has a full meltdown.