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Ponies BronyCon 2019, The End of Brongelion

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Jul 31, 2019.

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What will it take to take care of the pain of BronyCon 2019?

  1. Glass of water

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
  2. Aspirin

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%
  3. Two Xanax

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    4.3%
  4. Heroin

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    8.7%
  5. Drinking that would put Hemingway's liver to shame

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%
  6. Drug use that would put Hunter S. Thompson bloodstream to shame

    13 vote(s)
    56.5%
  1. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Hopefully no more killings again in the real C'Ville while he's at this final brony clop.

    That dancing video becomes retroactively amazingly unhinged when you read his description of what he perceived he was doing during it!

    He's always good for funny Twitter meltdowns right after returning from one of these too, the last one should be good for another of those at least.
     
  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What kind of world are we living in when a repulsive manchild has no repulsive manchild conventions to go to? Sad!
     
  3. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I kinda feel like him enjoying himself is only going to reinforce that his lifestyle is ok and he doesn’t need to change. I guess it’s a moot point now though, he’ll never lead a normal, healthy life. And I suppose I’m just being selfish for wanting to see an autistic spaz fit.
     
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  4. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    At this point, the ship has sailed, came back and docked, sailed again, and several more ships have sailed in the meantime.
     
  5. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Might I also add that with the 2010's, outside of politics we also had shit such as leaks for various websites such as Ashley Madison and in recent memory, ESA accidentally releasing some leak of game journalist. Add to that the culture wars with the autism of GamerGate (one side, neutral, or none, the whole thing was autism for all that were part of it).

    All this said, bronies helped contribute to the embarrassment of this decade with all the bestiality furry porn they made along with any other big brained shit they spawned all from a kids show.

    Any ships that were to be a normal life were sunken in favor of poor choices and the like. The only ships we won't see again will be the old CWCs we knew and loved to laugh at.
     
  6. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    You forgot how when it left port again it was attacked and eaten by a giant squid before being dragged to the bottom of the sea where all aboard will never have their remains found scattered on the sea floor.
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    It is called escapism. Putting your worries away for a time to enjoy something.

    In the case of chris, it is his worries, responsibility, adult development, personal hygiene, fiscal responsibility and anything else adult related in a bag and tossing it in the basement until it gains mass and breaks free.
     
  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I feel like Chris gave a whole monologue about "escaping" his troubles if only for a weekend after one of the Bronycons, IIRC.
     
  9. Feldmann_Cee

    Feldmann_Cee I’m the Lord of the Harvest here as well!!

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    Love that Chris got into some shit with Papa John’s after BronyCon lol.
     
  10. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    And the CWCki had mentioned that Chris went without incident during the entire BronyCon.

    What happened at Papa John's?
     
  11. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Chris' car(?) has some sort of mechanical issue, some sort of ventilation issue. Chris casually mentions hitting a parked car and it seems like he left without exchanging insurance. Chris is FAR more concerned with his Papa John's order that was canceled. A police officer comes to Chris' house and thankfully Barb talks to him as Chris' tard rage is about to boil over. Chris claims to have kicked the police car five times, if he really did this it's a miracle that he didn't get arrested and perhpas will foreshadow Chris getting into trouble with the law again in the near future. Despite what might be a failing catalytic converter, Chris drove his car to the Papa Johns where he ordered the pizza in person. The guy at Papa Johns revealed that Chris was on a delivery black list because some ween a few months ago ordered a lot of pizzas and presumably Chris didn't pay for them when they arrived. Chris is upset that he might not have food delivered to him anymore and that he might be without a vehicle. No word on the food poising that inevitably incurred from eating Papa Johns.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    And thus concludes another exciting episode of CWC Trek.
     
  13. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I just love how Chris says this in passing:
    "Oh, BONUS: People Saw Sylvana Rosechu and Cryzel Rosechu, fully visible and tangible, By My Side Today."

    And doesn't even bother to put any context to it.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Lack of theory of mind. Chris knows the context, so he thinks we will too. See also: "wem wem wem" (the GameStop encounter) and that Pittsburgh Pirates "riddle."
     
  15. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Gotta admit, I don't know of these two events, at least I don't think so.
     
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris was secretly recorded by a GameStop employee shopping for that Pokeball controller for the NS pokeyman game. They come with a Mew for the game, which Chris nicknamed -- in very CWC fashion -- Wem. At one point, he told the clerk something like "wem wem wem this ball is full of wem!"

    As for the "riddle," it was a bunch of unrelated things loosely associated with eachother, with the answer being that team.
     
  17. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    LSS Chris tried to order Papa Johns for delivery and discovered 14bc was on a do not deliver list.

    You may recall earlier this year a troll was sending Papa Johns to Chris’s house. I shared my Dominos work history and how we’d handle the situation. I said I was tempted to call PJ’s and see if they can confirm with Chris before making any order going there, I never did. I said if Chris wasn’t paying for these than PJ’s would take notice....

    Can I get a what what

    So what did we learn?
    1.) Chris was never paying for these orders that the troll made, they bragged they racked up over 100USD in orders but Chris never paid so all they did was waste a delivery drivers gas, because if the product was being paid for, PJ wouldn’t care.
    2.) As much as it sucks that Chris can’t get delivery, it is better in the long run because trolls can’t order pizzas for 14bc anymore.
    3.) This troll sucked. The “order pizzas to troll.” plan works when multiple people order from multiple locations, so the target gets a bunch of deliveries in a never ending stream. The good trolls also pay for the pizzas themselves, so when the target says they have no money, you get an awkward interaction with the delivery guy saying it’s paid.
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if ordering so many pizzas for 14BLC that 14BLC is banned is a plot to get Chris to lose weight?

    :thinking:
     
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  19. Little Owl

    Little Owl Fredrik Knudsen sent me here

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    This is why attempts to interfere with Chris’s life is a very bad idea. I fear it is stopping Chris from being Chris and only Chris.
     
  20. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Oof, catalytic converters are hella expensive. Not looking flood for Son-Chu. Was Chris trying to drive around with the “check engine” light on?