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12/18/17 - Chris left Jesus for Neptunia goddesses

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Jan 31, 2018.

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  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Are his heart crystals related to his kidneys times? Kidney stones
     
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    "I know no one will read this."

    Oh sweet irony.
     
  4. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    So ... Chris is forsaking Godbear and Emanuel Jesus for animu vidya characters and he’s also going to invent a new “goddess” to hang out with the pre-exisiting goddesses he believes are totes real u guiz.

    I dislike this saga with the fire of a thousand supernovas.
     
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    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    There is something deeply wrong with Chris abandoning godjesus for some underage anime waifu.
     
  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    And yet strangely not the most bizarre thing he’s ever done by far.
     
  7. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Man, he's getting increasingly delusional.
     
  8. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Oh man
     
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    Samachu Cross stitcher

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    I think God would be less disappointed if he became an atheist.
     
  10. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    So, 40 years in the desert it is?
     
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Chris is a heretic.
     
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    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    At least Chris gave the Messiah “all due respect,” before saying “meh.”
     
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    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I swear IG saga just only proved how far Chris has become detached from reality and did nothing else all that interesting other than the KF drama.
     
  14. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    Its the same as that fake Chris stuff rbh.
     
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    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    "I was told to listen to the voices in my head, and that those voices are god's. But how do I know that's not a psychic imposter? I was so confused..."
    Chris hears voices. This is worrying.

    The even more disturbing part is why chris is leaving christianity. He says he wants to birth a CPU goddess of his own and have a family, and Jesus can't give chris that god-womb he really wanted for christmas so he's going to worship anime characters who say banal shit like 'nothing's impossible!' So he's going to sit in his house and believe super duper hard until he gets that anime vagina santa was supposed to bring him.

    Just when I thought chris couldn't get more insane...
     
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    "I am not well, not at all."
     
  17. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Probably shouldn't have made your parents rename yourself from Christopher to literally Christian if you're going to convert to anime degeneracy.

    It's even funnier because later on he says something about "You can quote me on that," despite earlier saying no one will ever know any of this stuff anyway. Christ, Chris, make up your mind.
     
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  18. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    [QUOTE="YamchasOnlyFan,]

    Just when I thought chris couldn't get more insane...[/QUOTE]
    Alright, the good news is he'll probably end upon a group home after mom cracks. The worst would be him getting new friends that'll live at the house. He seems like the type peoplrctake advantage of.
     
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I’m pretty sure the offspring between Chris and the anime vidya waifu would be the antiChrist.
     
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    [WTX]Coolguy_Tran Extreme Ween!

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