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  1. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    Deleted User 0007, Apr 29, 2017
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  2. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Glad to see Chris learnt something at Manchester High.

    Oh wait....
     
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  3. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    IS THAT FUCKING MLP IN THE BACKGROUND
     
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  4. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    I didnt think it possible, for the shirt to suffer anymore(beyond fire, mould and Chris's drool) but seeing Chris maul it with that thread and needle is painful.

    As someone who has had to mend my work uniform on several occasions, that is NOT how you fix holes in fabric.
     
    Aldora, Apr 29, 2017
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  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I wonder what the conversation was like:

    Can you fix it?
    I'm sorry, it's beyond repair. I think you should just get a new one.
    No! Someone's paying me 25 thousand for it because it's a classic Christorical relic!
    Wait, what?
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Apr 29, 2017
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  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Knowing Chris, he probably *did* launch into a rant about how "This is important! Someone is sending me 25 thousand for this shirt! Hmmm, yeah!"
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Apr 29, 2017
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  7. Retrogamepak

    Retrogamepak CWC and Dirty

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    The only thing Chris should sew is his unclit.
     
    Retrogamepak, Apr 29, 2017
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  8. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    Chris' sewing skills very much remind me of the spiders on drugs video:
     
    Corgi, Apr 29, 2017
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  9. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Chris is finally starting to resemble a woman....someone's 80 year old grandmother but hey it's something
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Apr 29, 2017
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    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Maybe with all the vermin in his house, there's a chance that the Tailor of Gloucester will help finish the job once Chris collapses into slumber.
     
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  11. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Seeing The Classic CWC rugby polo undergo this botched half-assed repair job is eerily symbolic.

    We have the new gender-bending CWC trying to stitch together the former CWC. And failing horribly at it as My Little Pony plays on a 1 minute loop in the background. Needless to say people are going to be far more interested in this than some of his other Ebay listings, since at its core its still a manchild-who-is-actively-writing-Sonichu era relic.

    Whoever buys it now gets the added post-modern touch of gender confused manchild regression. Frame it.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Futilely trying to restore the classic is like all symbolic and shit.
     
    Skeletor, Apr 30, 2017
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    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    He mentioned in the eBay listing that he was going to put the shirt in a frame.

    What's the fucking point in restoring it anyway if it's going in a frame? Is this eventually going to be the autistic version of Ecce Homo?
     
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    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Ecce Homo was done in good faith and with good intentions though.
    The mangling of the classic was done in stupidity and greed
     
    QuiltGuilt, Apr 30, 2017
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  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I can sew, not very well but it gets the job done. That is just bad, slapping ductape over the hole would have given better results.
     
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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    lol laziness
     
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  17. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Every time I watch a Chris Chan video, I keep wondering what I'm doing with my life.
     
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    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Best thing about that video is Lucy squealing: "Feed me, ho!".
     
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    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    Okay legit question: If the hole is that big, aren't you supposed to get another similar piece of cloth the same color, trim up the torn area, and then sew in the new piece to basically patch it?

    I mean what good is stringing thread across such a large tear going to do?

    This is like... lazy, and yet a more difficult method than actually trying to do it correctly. Also, if you waved some ridiculous amount of money like say a couple hundred bucks (plus expenses) at my mom or someone like her who does alterations for pocket money, I'm pretty sure she could make this thing look as good as it ever possibly could at a relatively minimal expense. Yes it would cost more than one of these shirts does new, but relative to the 20+ grand it'd be nothing.
     
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    You're thinking too logically. This is Chris. He's a moron with close to no common sense. He is also lazy and unskilled at pretty much everything he attempts (except begging strangers on the internet for money).
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Apr 30, 2017
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