Legal Jail of Fail

I think a new thread could be made once it's known where he is.

This one is more for the custody he's been in since the arrest.

 

Remember 6ix9ine, that weird rapper who looked like a skittle and "snitched on" his gang members during a court case? If he went into witness protection, he'd have an easier time staying hidden than Chris would.



That is not an easy feat.

 

As depraved as Chris is he looks like a saint compared to Tekashi.

 

“The Group Hotel”?

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soup hotel

 

That is actually pretty clever, this has my vote

 

Artist’s conception.

 

Did IBA subconsciously know the "soup hotel" was a self-fulfilling prophecy?

 

I mean, he didn't WANT a meaningful job. The soup hotel represented his desire to live on tugboat forever.

 

I thought the same thing.

 

Can't wait for him to try to curse other people or indoctrinate them into 'da merge'.

 

Probably worthy of its own thread. This is something all the cool kids are talking about.

 

Us, too.

 

No, the cool kids have actual lives outside the internet and don't care about the doings of a deranged autistic weirdo.
(This is a digression but I kinda hate how Twitter and YouTube comments talk about Chris. It's pretty irritating in a way that's hard to describe. Guess it's just like Twitter being Twitter about... everything.)

UPDATE: I think @PsychoNerd said it best:

I've seen tons of this since Chris's status was announced.

 

Quite a number seem to be desperate for real drama in The Tale of Fail again, as if this was still the '00s.

 

I was mostly tongue in cheek when I said that. I just felt it's worthy of a thread since it's a huge talking point ATM.

 

I think this just goes back to something I've been thinking about a lot.
This applies not just to Twitter but to me as well and probably a lot of you.

There is a tendency to think of Chris's life as some kind of dark, messy soap opera, engineered for our entertainment or something.
The thing you forget is that Chris is a real person, not a TV character.
He's a real person who harmed a real vulnerable elderly woman.
That means that whatever entertainment we get from all this is counteracted by the damage he has done.

The trolls weren't TV characters either. They may have put on personas but their impact was real and lasting.

 

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

 

Wait, what? I don't follow...

 

Yeah, I mean, I know we joke about how Chris's life is a TV Show, but I mean, it is true