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Cooking with Jack | Jack Scalfani

Discussion in 'Internet Clips, Videos, Etc.' started by Damocles, Jan 30, 2017.

  1. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    This is both a serious answer and it's mocking him -
    Probably, because nearly every dish he makes has a metric fuckton of cheese in it, and he could be retaining water or something because of the meds he's likely taking for the stroke paddle he's flapping around on his right side.
     
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  2. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Jack flat doesn't care, he might not be the brightest, but he has to know he's lying to himself with the KEEEETOOO. He's a glutton and food addict, if he wasn't Jack it would be a sad story to watch, but we've seen his addiction is his main goal and before this shit really ramped up (stroke #1) and all, he was still an all around skeezer of a person.

    Addiction (even food) makes anyone awful, but Jack was before hand, even if so most junkies are aware of their issue and don't care or are in such a nasty cycle but he's too busy half assing meals and stuffing himself while looking down on others.
     
  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I sorta stopped following Jack because he was looking pretty rough for a while, but looks like he's back to making vids.
     
  4. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Jacks Thanksgiving videos just made me mad, I have nothing really amusing or witty to ad, nor do I want to link them because they just made me upset. He's cheap lazy and cocky about it.

    Hah look at you loser you you know spent money and put effort into what you fed your family! I'm a pro chef and you aren't neener neener - Jack (#goodchristan who dis owned a son) Scalfani

    His stroke is still noticable, but yeah he's back to shilling junk kitchen goods, being lazy and mean to servers all with zero understand how keto or any dieting works.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    4 years since the last post

    it seems Jack may have had a massive heart attack, but he's in the ICU
    there are rumors that he's on his death bed, but some say he'll only be in the ICU for a few days (in most cases, ICU PTs only stay there until they're stabilized and then they move out, which usually takes a few days)

    around Thanksgiving he was experimenting with sending soldiers freeze dried stuffing
    this is a bad idea for many reasons, but the army already has a perfectly good recipe for stuffing
     
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  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I forgot this thread existed
     
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  7. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    It's still a little sad to me even though we all knew this was going to happen. Hope Jr. is okay.
     
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  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    here's that video
    Jack's right arm is nonfunctional due to a stroke
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    At least that stroke didn't give him any serious brain damage.
     
  10. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I am not quite sure about that... he doesn't always seem cognitively... there
     
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  11. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Hard to say how much is from the stroke and how much is just Jack being a dope.
     
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  12. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Someone just realized that Jack went to the ICU on the 11th anniversary of the Party Cheese Salad
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Even if there was brain damage from that stroke, it still could've been a lot worse.

    (in any case a stroke sucks)
     
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  14. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I still haven't caught up with his videos yet, I am a a month or two behind
     
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  15. Anya

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    Jack Jr is fine - he's a Christian Rapper, after all.
     
  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    At least Tammy will be free...
     
  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Big T no longer has to support Jack financially, it’s probably a big win for her.
     
  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Oh yeah, the only reason why she didn't divorce him is because she didn't want to be ostracized in their church since divorcing was unacceptable except for cheating. Not to mention the alimony
     
  19. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Also, wouldn't she try to leech off anything he makes from whatever his Youtube career as a "chef" could make? Then again, it's probably peanuts since most would know of how shit Jack's cooking is.
     
  20. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    yeah, no, he makes hardly anything. He burned bridges with every opportunity to make more money that came his way because he was an entitled child. Tammy is the main breadwinner.